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£20m for Walker £30m for Lukaku £40m for Coutinho In old money probably. There's nowhere to go with it. In the current market you'd be paying half a billion for Messi tbh. Everton paid 28m for Lukaku 3 years ago and he's scored over 70 goals since then. Fucking hell, aye. You've got a point. No need to be so shocked m8

Yeah, when you think Torres went for 50m 6 years ago now and he'd been out of form for the previous 18 months, was regarded a daft fee though mind.

£20m for Walker £30m for Lukaku £40m for Coutinho In old money probably. There's nowhere to go with it. In the current market you'd be paying half a billion for Messi tbh. Everton paid 28m for Lukaku 3 years ago and he's scored over 70 goals since then.

Probably got put off Reina when they heard the asking price was only 4m

We are sort of doing it the wrong way if we're hoping non-PL clubs will pay inflated prices. Suppose they've just sold Lacazette.

“Thank God that we are not in the Europa League this season" - Alan Pardew.

A Scanner Darkly for me like.

Why don't we just buy his twin as well if it's only 4m man, Ashley really is an evil cunt - add splitting up twins to the ever expanding list.

July has been the worst Christmas ever.

Fucking spoilers ffs

We'll be seeing Rudolf before we see another signing at this rate, never mind Randolph hahahahaha it's taking us ages man, that's why it's funny hahaha kill me, get it over with

Have another one mate, works for me.

Bit sick of this "BREAKING" thing, especially when our equivalent is "BUILDING towards an underwhelming conclusion"

Strange wish, what would your other 2 be?

Bigly

Not that I wanted Hart but if that thing earlier about us offering a quarter of his wages for a loan with no obligation to buy is true, then our approach there is laughable. Depends completely on no fucker else being in for him and the selling club deciding for some reason to do us a favour. Does seem to me from everything we're reading that the needs of the team are still nowhere near the top of the list of priorities even after all these years, it's generally just a scattergun of derisory offers and release fee punts, and a fuckload of hope for the best.

Class

Can only assume Jacob's crackers.

Just waiting until all of the other clubs get tired out, man.

It's sort of past luck at this stage with the likes of De Jong and Aarons though, we can't rely on either as part of the squad and call it a bad luck story later given what's happened in the past.

Bizarre that like, he'll be 36 in a couple of weeks.

Genuinely had to google who Rudy is. Stop your messing around

None of these had poor sides behind them though, Bill?

Zamorano and Salas for Chile, rest of the team was shite iirc.