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Yeah. He might end up playing his best football somewhere else but people have been dead keen to write him off for ages now and it's pretty weird.

Tried to think of a group with the acronym PAEDO but couldn't think of a decent one and realised it was quite childish Thought the same, then started doing one for NONCE instead, found it vaguely challenging, sacked it off. Same. "Newcastle Online... Knows... Ah that starts with K, what starts with an N... OK this is clearly impossible... Move on..."

Tried to think of a group with the acronym PAEDO but couldn't think of a decent one and realised it was quite childish Thought the same, then started doing one for NONCE instead, found it vaguely challenging, sacked it off.

Paddy Power laying into him

Need to watch out for their dangerman, Eyes Wildschut.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/37523f3a-d8d2-4b4d-bad7-0671be47f404 Some funny stuff here, including these:

Doubt very much that BlueStar does

Calling the money men at Palace clueless after 1 (ONE!) win man, you couldn't make it up.

Twas funny.

WTF is going on in Spain for this to keep on happening?

More Garth, from Mediawatch

What a fucking arsehole. It's good that though

Not just Le Tissier

Is this serious?

Garth: http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38203756 "I found myself howling with laughter watching Match of the Day as Gary Lineker (as I knew he would) took Alan Shearer to task about his definition of a world-class striker. Links absolutely nailed Alan and continued to bait him over the statement that he thought Aguero was the only world-class striker in the Premier League. Well, I'm with Links on this one." "Howling with laughter" and "Links"

Pleasing how chuffed and smug he is there after 1 win, setting himself up for yet another fall.

Kicked a toddler in the face of course.

Couldn't happen to a nicer utter cunt.

Their form has been appalling all year and he's making out like it's just the last few games, again this happened at Newcastle and he was rarely challenged.

Lot of games to play yet mate.

Back in the "bright young things" club.

It's 2016 in a nutshell. Bad things happening.

Half time Requiem For A Dream DVD followed by an aggressive Pardew lapdance will send the players into a melancholic daze for the second half.

Only Fools is on loop til 4pm, stick it on and claim back your zen.