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Was he rushed back?

Get absolutely humiliated by the top teams on a regular basis.

That's fucking excellent.

It woz the ballboys wot won it.

"Remember when Chelsea nearly went the whole season unbeaten, well Newcastle beat them on December 6th that season". "Shut the fuck up, fatha".

Amazing work mate.

Can't see the fucking game man, ridiculous.

6 minutes is a fucking scandal.

fuck off man We are winning and playing well v chelsea. Can't complain about that. As usual it's dependent on soaking up an insane amount of pressure the first half an hour and being fortunate not to be a few goals down. When it works it works, when it doesn't we get smashed 3, 4, 5 or 6 nowt. We've been good since that first half an hour though, without committing very many forward.

Tbf the way the press have been prattling on about Chelsea going the season unbeaten since fucking October, it would make it a fairly big deal.

When the ball hits the net, to the goalkeeper's left, that's Ayoze. When the game's looking tight, to the goalkeeper's right, that's Ayoze.

Janmaat, Janmaat, oooooooohhhh! Janmaat is heaven. He's the Dutchman, He takes me up high with the clouds in the sky.

He's a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

Missed that. Reckon he's being a bit idealistic with that as well, they must be bored out of their minds with his patter.

Was asking an innocent question. Poor Mike.

Tbf he seemed really bemused and offended at the time, which was nice.

"I'm saying nothing about boos in this place".

Chelsea could and should have scored numerous times.

His link-up play's fantastic when there's something on.

Oof, brilliant move.

Good stuff, we're at our most dangerous when we don't have the ball. They're keeping the ball, threatening every time. We've got them right where we want them. They're absolute mugs, this lot like.

Good stuff, we're at our most dangerous when we don't have the ball.

Where's Abeid, is he injured?