Weezertron

If we make changes early enough I’m still confident of a result

The longstaff curse is real

Seems to be a thing with most strikers. I reckon in the real world it's a bit of an ugly personality trait, but this is sports.

McTominay

Lol this is premier league football, aye?

They'll tire themselves out, surely.

Quite childish but I'd love big lascelles to put one on Haaland's chin, like.

Yeah, this rumour needs to fuck right off.

We should be able to get a tune out of him.

And another! pure partridge

I'd like Elliot Anderson to get Howe'd, or sent out on loan. With Gordon coming in, Elliot is quite the way back in pecking order.

Trying to make top 4 is almost as stressful as a relegation battle, just with better football

He's already fucking ace, but I feel like this is just the beginning. Like Neo, he is only just starting to believe.

That's probably my favourite celebration ever.

We need more rotation of success in the league. Everyone seems to be losing their shit about Chelsea in the media. It's good for the sport.

I feel like a right judgemental prick, but watching Craig Hope waltz about leafy Gosforth with his softly spoken weak Geordie accent on youtube gets on my wick.

He might not be up to the level in Scotland, aye. but then that reflects poorly on Shola and maybe hearts. It’s not his job the pick the appropriate quality of team. send him to Wrexham.

Throughout the season we got told to chill on how this loan was going, but we're almost at the end of it and I think we can all agree it's been shite. I'm sure blame can go in all directions. Hopefully someone higher up than Shola takes the reigns for next season's loan choice with Kuol. Can't let our future prospects waste opportunities. A few more shit loans and he's 22 without having played any first team football, much like a lot of our youth players.

40M for a player that needs time and patience. That kind of money should have been spent on a guaranteed starter. I don't dislike him and I reckon he'll end up being decent enough, but the amount we paid at a vital club building phase will look worse over time.

Wonder if losing this game stings Eddie a bit given Emery was our first choice. I couldn't give a shit, like. Eddie is our guy.

Ben Arfa was lush like.

Gordon off. Longstaff on. Joel to LW? Or Gordon off for Wilson.

The clickbait titles are just part and parcel of youtube. You have to do it if you want viewers. He clearly loves Gervais/Brent.

It's up!

Where the fuck is the match cam?