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I wouldn't want Longstaff to become the new England whipping boy. We all know he's great cause we see what he does for the team, every week. I reckon the rest of the country still see him like we see McTominay. He's our best kept secret.

Proper club legend. I wish he was 28 again. Really hope he retires here. Probably my favourite wank, I mean player.

Keep him. I’m sure he’ll get decent offers after this season.

Neither does shola ?

He’s from Manchester to be fair. Not that it makes it any less of an odd opinion. either way I wasn’t going argue ?

I was having a pint with a Man Utd fan here in Toronto and he says we have the best player in the Prem. Surprisingly I had about 5 players I rolled off my tongue that I thought it could be. Bruno, trippier, Botman etc. which kind of reflects how much the team has improved, obvs with some bias. He said no to all. And then said it was Miggy. I can’t agree but it was nice to hear.

I got high last night and convinced myself that tripper might be the perfect footballer. He is consistently great in games, top skill level, works hard, team player and his leadership off and on the pitch is perfect.

Box to box and sideline to sideline

Glad we beat these fucks already.

Can he get to 200 apps? (fuck knows what he's on now. Wiki says 199, but others have it lower)

Not to pile on, but I don’t even understand the mechanics of his kicking. I’m wank at football but I can strike a ball with style. Still a lush lad like. Just can’t understand it.

Having Joelinton back is a treat like.

Team is an island of misfit toys, but that's fine given our situation. A reporter asked if we were now able to field two teams of 11 at the last presser. Here's the answer Still, we're not losing yet, so...

Looks like we have another first team player from Newcastle. Happy days. Miley up next. Could get used to this.

Every new signing seems to get an injury that halts integration/progression. Hopefully Joelinton is back soon and can cover LW with Gordon.

I'm happy enough that Eddie is aware of the midfield issue (at least I assume he is, given how frequently it's brought up by journos at pressers). I'd be way more concerned if I didn't think it was being addressed/worked on.

I can't wait to play a team we have a chance of dominating, like. All these top teams one after another is exhausting.

Not that I want Burn out, but we have a lot of games in the next 2 weeks. It'd be daft for Eddie not to rotate him out for at least one game, and we can see how it goes. I am really interested in whether Eddie will stick to the plan of rotation, beyond the same 2-3 positions.

We’re still not great at big occasions. Always quite timid. It’ll come in time, so I’m quite happy with 0-0 at half time. I’d like isak and Gordon to interchange a bit so isak has a chance to dribble.

"This summer has been hard and I've had a difficult start. In the beginning I was lost. It was not easy to find my place, but I have found people to support me and to help me and I started to be happier. I have to thank Mr Howe and my teammates have been great." soz I wrote that at a stop light on my bike. ?

Seems like the rumours of him being bummed out at the move initially were true from a quote I just read on Reddit.

I can’t wait for him to return. Willock, joelinton and isak together is magic

I just hope the top brass see it the same way.

Especially coming on when losing. I love Sean, but agreed he is a player that helps provide a foundation for the team so we can win the game over 90mins from kick off. Bringing him on for 20mins seems to hurt his game.

I love Pope but he kicks the ball like an American.