Weezertron

Stop The Boats on a St George Flag at a pre-season game of football.

38m for Ferguson?! Crikey.

If we can't afford to keep him on a new contract then we need to start hawking him out to Madrid and Barca asap, at the very least to get Liverpool to increase their bids. It feels like working minimum wage but having a partner with expensive taste. Pure stress.

If popes pink kit was black and white, it'd be the perfect home kit.

Sorry, I was being sarcastic in an attempt to mock the superfans on the board. Didn't work I feel the same.

Targeting some players keen to join us would be fine with me too.

How do you know nothing is happening? /s

Either give him a contract closer to what he wants in wage, or get as much money as possible for him to fund a rebuild (if we can convince anyone to join us ). Those are our two options I reckon. Waiting till next summer on his current terms won't end well.

I’m easily confused. But was Mitchell leaving a good or bad thing?

Someone tell us what happened ffs

Always been a fan of longstaff. Will be weird playing against him. having said that, he should never do another voice over

We can’t win. Getting rid of Mitchell seemed to suggest we would all be on the same page and that this window would be done well. Now we’re struggling cause we don’t have someone in Mitchell’s role. Took 2 years to find a set piece coach that would be the right ‘fit’. 2 years. Thank fuck our team does the business on the pitch because the club is seemingly ran so poorly behind the scenes.

300m first refusal 40% sell on cause

Not sure what the club were expecting tbh

Fuck I really am on the piss. Don’t remember typing this. dont sell the cunt ever.

Love Isak. But the club will outlive him and any other player. I’ll be supporting the this club long after isak has retired. 200m or do one. aye, I’m on the piss

Unless any player is a childhood toon/shearer fan, they’d choose Liverpool. Let’s not be daft.

Sean has been an absolute class youth product. We rarely have local players coming through, and then we shit on the ones that do.

Of all the positions needed, I think signing a CB would be my biggest relief.

Give him a new contract for fucks sake.

On the bright side, keeping Isak is like a new signing.

Jokes aside. I can't remember his injury timeline or when his last set back was, but surely both his knees are good to go for the upcoming season?

Shouldn't take long to know what'll happen. If Liverpool go for him, it'll be wrapped up quick. If we get him, we'll still be negotiating in 2 weeks time.

Liverpool getting Ekitike is still an amazing signing for them, or anyone else.

Clubs don't make an approach unless they know a player is interested in the move. Months of research goes into it. Or so I've heard.