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What happened to their weak lineup ?

I won't believe this is a done deal until Adam P gets his name on a toon top and bangs on the club shop wall... Wait a minute... Lads, it's done.

I bet these cunts can't wait to ask Toon Fan Lewis Hall about St James Park and the Geordie Nation.

He's playing?

Love his tucked in shirt and bouncy hair.

That villa keeper is a right cunt. Trying to touch miggys face to play down the foul.

Is Tino match sharp? I'm not against the transfer btw. Just stirring shit

I wanted us to sign him back when we were linked. Purely because he's yuge.

Can always whack tripps on the left, Tino on the right if there are folks worrying about our LB options. Unlikely to happen, but it's an option.

How often has he played on the wing?

Villa signed Diaby?! Fuck

I hope we at least hope that the youth we buy have a chance to make the first team, should things go right. Can't say I'd love doing it the way Chelsea do it.

First 5 games are rough. I hope we can accumulate some points as I don't trust our fanbase to be measured in their response.

aah I see. Must sting a bit for the older one. I was hoping Jamie was the younger one, and he'd come through after Lewis.

Not to get to ahead of ourselves, but is his younger brother as promising?

There’s hardly owt to hate about targett. I don’t get it. People going on like he’s Nicky Butt level of shite.

That’s fair. I’m not even against the transfer, I’m just trying to give maxi his props as he exits.

Not really, but it's seems to be our go-to tactic in those situations. Sure beats bringing on Ritchie and the like.

If this goes through, there'll be times next season where we'll wish we had Maxi on the bench late on against teams we can't break down. It'll be shit. Hopefully those moments will become less and less though.

Much like the movie 'Moneyball' barnes appears to be a player that 'gets on base'. Where as on the face of it ASM is by far the superior superstar player but that doesn't always translate to 'getting on base'.

I loved Colo, as others have said it would be great if we could regen him. The friendship between him, Jonas and Jose was also a memorable part of his time here. 3 lush lads.

It hasn’t happened yet so I can’t prove it, but Maxi? You could argue he was better when we were shit

It’s great! Should have acknowledged it at the time but I saw the poor joke opportunity.

he been injecting synthol into his delts?