Weezertron

Andy Howe to Eddie when looking at the list of transfer targets.

We conduct our business like we're shopping on FB marketplace.

I can't wait to check the forum and not have this thread at the top.

Act fast?!

Lads, lets stitch together a video of us singing Imagine by John Lennon.

The club has to be utterly embarrassed about this behind the scenes. And the entire window tbh.

so... not fit for purpose?

This goes without saying but no matter what we do, if he leaves we’re worse off. Doesn’t matter who we bring in. What a shit situation. He was always going to leave but I hoped it’d be at some perfect moment where we’d get an insane amount of money for him. 120m is snip.

I would hope players big bastards lile burn, Schar and Joelinton wouldn’t stand for shit attitudes. Howe definitely wouldn’t.

I'm just having a good time.

Just imagine. Once he retires he'll be doing guest pundit spots for liverpool games, the absolute daft cunt. Probably on the game between Us and them, and he'll be referring to liverpool as we/us. Again, the absolute daft cunt.

We've been here too long.

Fair. They did a few extensions to the scouts hut that we train out of.

Club is being ran by Amateurs. Everything is so unprofessional. They've done fuck all. Training ground, stadium, sponsorships.

Pencil neck.

Never got the impression Isak loved the club tbh. Didn't stop me loving him ofcourse. Could just be how cool he acts, but just never came off as him being full committed to the project. Not like alot of the other players. Probably similar to how I feel about Gordon.

I mean we're desperate at this point. Isak will be given permission to move after Wissa is official I'd imagine. Nee Offense to Wissa, this isn't about him. But what a rotten window.

Can he also fill in Isak.

Football is turning into a game of Settlers of Catan where nee fucker wants to do any trades.

Things are going so well.

If last season wasn’t it, this next one will be his break out year I think. Hopefully on the right hand side. he’ll be worth 100m next summer

I’m sorry. I can’t do this boring conversation. I appreciate your willingness to look on the bright side.

You could argue that, if you wanted.

He’s a good player but this potential transfer only highlights the piss poor execution of this window

We should have signed the liverpool keeper who went early in the window.