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This is Manchester United.

Going from the stress of relegation battles to the stress of not finishing high enough I was naive thinking we'd get to chill as a fanbase for a bit. It's just a different kind of pain.

Imagine he gets double figures this season. Even like 8 goals would be sensational.

Has lascelles been played with Botman yet? Gonna have to get them on the field together if our attackers don't start scoring.

I thought Eddie was meant to be shit at creating a decent defence but good setting up an attacking side. How the turn tables.

Can't ever have both Bruno and ASM out at the same time.

Time for a change.

Is Joelinton the best player at the club?

Eddie does ride the line of being overly measured and safe with Anderson but I suppose thats better than being extreme in either direction. Just hope Elliot has leapfrogged Murphy in the sub pecking order. For both players sakes.

Could be that he reads this forum

I don't enjoy being negative about specific players, but at least his contract was only 2.5yrs. Suspect he'll be here until he can leave on a free.

What do you reckon he needs to do to get minutes? Few more seasons in the lower leagues and then you’ll be OK to play him? When our team has progressed even further. I don’t know the answer, but we have to have a way to play our promising youngsters. Other teams manage it. I don’t want to operate like Chelsea

It’s grim to have experienced the clubs success over the past year, and for one night only, witness a team from pre-takeover. Pure PTSD.

Kicks like Jamie Theakston when he’s played in nets on soccer aid. Lush lad though.

How many footballers who have had poor finishing, went on to improve it dramatically? Genuine question. I only really expose myself to NUFC, and I can’t remember any poor finishers becomIng good.

Not sure how many Settlers of Catan players we have on here, but this window is very much like a game of Settlers where no fucker wants to trade resources with you, and if they do, the want 4 brick for one sheep. If the rest of the window plays out like the board game, we're fucked.

There’s gotta be a way that we can coach his shooting with both feet, nah? If most of the forum can see it, surely Howe does too. Remember when in rocky, when mick only let him punch with his weaker arm.

Man, to have back those years Bruce wasted with this golden god. Still only 30 but to have him now at 27. We’d be sorted for the next 5 years. In fact, give me Lejeune back while you’re at it. Proper boils my piss.

I have managed to view it on proxysite for anyone else abroad without VPN.

I watch him too. I get a good guy vibe from him, atleast.

Her poor trousers dragging on that grotty piss and puke stained pavement

Andy Cole was the first I reckon. He was class and has the same first name as me. The second, after more than decade away from following footy was Habib Beye I also had a small soft spot for Arshavin around that time cause his playing style reminded me of Beardsley. However, not sure if they're that similar but I thought so at the time?

Why aren't the entire league in for Phillips? Us, Villa and ManU. Price? You'd think this would be his chance for his 'big move'

Looking forward to shelveys statement tomorrow. nah, still early.

Fair. Seems like he’s rotating the squad anyway, albeit forced by injuries. Same same but different.