LucaAltieri

euphemism? You're thinking of Xisco.

Exactly. A tenner today is more valuable than a tenner spread over three years. I'm not sure it's that simple. With interest payments and higher transfer fees I imagine that paying by installments is lucrative and actually preferable for clubs that don't need the money up front.

Anyone fancy Joey Barton on a free?

Bolton Blackburn QPR Wigan Wolves Any 3 of those likely to be going down. Which players should we be getting cheeky bids in for?

Bleh.

Sounders vs. Dynamo tonight. Should be a good one.

Papiss Cissé = Faustino Asprilla 2012

Feels oddly like a loss. Not at all convincing.

Surge forward, pass back, serge forward, pass back. Have we hired Clive Woodward as attacking coach?

Put a couple of bets on. 2.5+ goals and Newcastle -2 to win. Would feel better about them if Cisse had stuck another one of those chances away.

I thought he did rather well.

Demba2 It's been coming.

Another tap in* from Ben Arfa, I see. *after running 25 yards with the ball and making monkeys out of two Arsenal defenders.

Because we've been playing long ball without a target man up until this point.

Who cares. We need a change upfront. Shola is our in-form striker.

Playing for Liverpool! I know some Liverpool fans who'd disagree.

How is Duff still starting in the Premier League?

We need to start a sweepstake... how much will Kenny spend before he's finally sacked? Everyone sticks in a fiver, winner takes all.

Correction: likes a lot of fluid in his system. Mostly Tennent's.

Williamson has had some excellent spells and is now having a shitty one. We should be working on sorting him out, getting him back to the top of his game, rather than throwing money at the problem.

Were you even watching the same game? Santon did bugger all. The two wide players on each side, HBA/Simpson and Taylor/Jonas, all linked up really well and were the source of just about every one of our chances from there on. The subs were perfect.

Pardew set us off on the wrong foot. Picked a conservative team and had us playing a tight game and it bit us on the arse. Second half, the shackles came off, he got the subs right, and we were a completely different prospect. Even before the sending off we were still battering them. Disappointed not to have picked up 3 points on the back of the second half performance alone.

GET THE FUCK IN! SUPERB!

Fucking LOVE Shola!

Can't wait. Let's do them.