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Mate at work (I live in Hull) excitedly asked me about him this morning. Less than a minute later I brought him back down to earth.

Great athlete, very average footballer in his time here so far, £18m would be a great price.

Knowing our luck, we'll confirm the signing and then hours later, FIFA announce that Mbemba is eligible for state pension.

My favourite post for some time [emoji38]

Refreshing honesty. Something we've not had for some time.

Come off it, look at him here, he's late twenties at least. http://www.torchleader.com/tl/images/Older-Black-man-9563.jpg

Like go out and hire Neil Warnock again?

1. Messed up his own career 2. Actually saved Pardew's career 3. Got his big move largely due to performances for Pardew 4. Ditto 5. Played about par to his abilities except that ignorant stretch as #10 6. Par of his abilities 7. Not suited to the Prem... this guy has aerial ability as a weakness in Serie A ffs 8. Played the best football of his NUFC PL career under Pardew, can't control his wife, then age took it's toll 9. Pardew did him so bad he went to Arsenal for £10m Pardew has zero idea what to do when the going gets tough except play cloggers. But he's probably not the worst manager in the division Even if this was true, he's still the most egotistical cunt in English football.

Should support Palace mate. Always been my second team. While not prolific Bolasie is full of fret. I'm sure he gets assists and must do great work in getting the team up the pitch into dangerous areas. He & Zaha are great players for the counter attack. Hard working, direct, can beat a man, decent delivery etc. that alone can take you pretty far when you throw in genuine pace and ability. Think they could establish themselves in that Stoke bracket this season. Decent long-term manager anyway from being a permanent fixture in this division. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Identical hand twins. Fucking goldmine. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XP5iGDhOBEc/hqdefault.jpg

Would rather a permanent signing to be honest.

Arguably on a par with any signings we could make this summer, this kid looks special.

I heard that Sun Life are doing his medical.

Slightly ahead of 'it is understood' but some way behind 'XXXX sources say'

Poor showing in a pre-season friendly (out of position) aside, he's still worth a place in the first team squad.

League 1 winger, nothing more.

Sick of seeing this arsehole. Get rid of him.

So this guy has retired...

Feel this wasn't appreciated. I saw it a couple of times last night and was baffled, now I get it

Lubomir Shiteka tbh

Carver probably planned a detour to Toronto, showing up at the BMO like David Brent when he returned to Wernham Hogg.

Jesus. Get him signed up QUICK before he realises we're the exact opposite.

You would assume in that game, McClaren would be looking to start his preferred XI, or as close to it as possible.

An awful lot of over analysis here for a preseason friendly. We're approaching training, matches, tactics in a way these same players haven't seen for years under Pardew. The effects of a new style of play don't happen overnight. Of course it's mildly disappointing to lose but had we won 10-0 what would that have meant? They're games set up for fitness purposes.

In that video he speaks like Walter Junior off Breaking Bad.