Dr.Spaceman

Aah, the old "I can't be arsed to be a proper parent" argument.

What was wrong with the McDonald's?

That's very nice. Shame, real shame

His end product looks turgid.

Some cunts don’t get NET spend, I wish they would ffs. Aye but there's so much more to the finances of a football club than incoming and outgoing transfers. The way people go on about it is as if each club has a seperate pot of money for transfer funds. This is why some people don't take us seriously. Our woes are waaaaaaay deeper than net spend on transfers.

Wrong, Fabian Schar and Florian Lejeune, whilst not as good are good enough alternatives to Shelvey in terms of long range passing. This in turn freed up the rest of the attack that little bit more, as we didn't lose a CM into the quarterback position. The entire team had a much better balance with Ki on the ball in the centre circle, with players coming towards him rather than expecting him to play that 50 yard Hollywood ball every time. We're far too one dimensional in the Prem with Shelvey in the side, it's pathetic.

You say that like VPN's and WIFI haven't been around for 25 years

Had a bit of a rant about him on Twitter when I was little more pissed earlier. Him in a 532 is impossible, he's redundant when you have 2 cb's who can pass, like Schar and Lejeune. Ki plus whoever is much better, as players run away from Shelvey knowing he's going to hoof it. When Ki has the ball players run towards him for a short pass. It just seems to work much better imo. Shelvey just drops far too deep, and leaves us a man short in attack.

So we could (but likely not) be owned by the Japanese, Yanks and the Arabs. That would be awkward.

United

At least he's already used to getting relegated, shouldn't be too much of a shock if he comes here.

Man, you don't need to exaggerate to explain how shit we are. Division 3 is the absolute pits and as bad as we are the likes of Murphy would tear it up at that level. As it happens I've seen a few third tier games over the last year or so and it's not that much better than some conference national games I've seen. The drop from our level is insane.

OMG, you absolutely have to see this one

Shit organisation at the back, isolation up front, crisp packet hands in nets

I'm just bored at work.

Right back went walkies, nobody tracked he bloke running through the middle, average/poor goalkeeping. This season is going to be fun for those that give a shit!

How shit is football in this country, given that a club ran as shoddilly as ours is able to sustain Premier League football

There is absolutely no way the club has a long term plan. No fucking way.

Dubravka Lascelles Dummett Ritchie Clark Shelvey Ki Aarons Lazaar Almiron Jos

No fucking way is this anywhere near as bad as that decision.

Tyso- Jackso- Hm. Ehrmantraut. Should balance the thread out quite nicely.

If you finish below Sheffield United, Aston Villa and Norwich City you want shooting with shit on your way down.

CUNTS.

Did the same the other day. Tenner on him and a tenner on Arteta. I really couldn't give a fuck if it's either of them tbh.