Dr.Spaceman

Why anyone over the age of 12 gives a shite about any of this is completely beyond me.

Juan Mata leaving Man Utd. We've seen worse players.

Given the number of elite 30 something goalkeepers we've seen in the PL over the years I'm not so sure that they do peak in their 20's.

His hype has been insane. Two or three games in commentators were jizzing that he looked like he'd been there for years. He's good, but come on...

Notice there's zero likes or even any replies. Even the other MLF's can't be arsed with him.

Imagine losing 3-0 to that NUFC side? That first highlight How different does Joelinton look now tho.

An official bacon partner, surely

Nah, I'd be devastated if we moved away from SJP any time soon. The location is far too iconic.

Just sign Targett for 15 mil regardless. We can surely sell him for more if we sign Lodi.

Yeah, fuck Forest. Their fans are going to be a proper nightmare when they come up here, massive pretendy hard-man image amongst a lot of the East mids clubs fanbases.

Ahh shit

LFEE is Mark Douglas.

Fuck sake man @LFEE

Fuck off, man, no way

The three of Botman, Renan Lodi and Diaby would improve us immeasurably. So fucking exciting, man.

Probably because they're both much of a muchness, but Henderson is 25, Pope is 30.

Or we've been clever and briefed them in confidence.

If you knew the richest club in the world was desperate to sign one of your star players you'd be mental not to stick an extra 10-20 million on the players valuation. If we're telling every George, Luke or Craig all our plans it's going to do us no favours.

FM knowledge.

Woodman Dummett Longstaff Anderson There's your 4 if we get to Europe any time soon. Can't really argue tbh, Dummett, Longstaff and Anderson are / will at least be solid squad players. Woodman still has a chance, but he's going to be another Harper if he doesn't leave soon as there's near zero chance he ever has a run in the team.

My dad said the same thing a few months ago - he's in his early 60's and has had a ST for 50 years but reckons the only position he's never seen Newcastle have a world class player in is goalkeeper, and it's something he'd like to see. Weird one, but for me it's just a case of who's available that will upgrade the team, really.

FWIW Sissoko had 4 MotM performances in his last year for us and regularly averaged 7/10 across the course of a season. ASM is another that we're insistent on calling worse than shit. Here's his NUFC career stats for you... If he's not good enough then we're basically calling a lot of decent ex players not good enough too. It's ridiculous to want us to move him on.

Who thought Sissoko was shit, he was class for us.

But he's top, so by that measure everyone is shit.