Dr.Spaceman

Goals against

I would wank my dick off if Colo became our manager

Don't you dare

Hatem will return to Newcastle and should remain.

I'm so fucking happy! Best Christmas - New Year period ever!

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Got an assist ten minutes ago. 'assist' Like that assist that Cabaye got when he passed to HBA vs Bolton. Not really. The bloke was on the edge of the box.

Hahahahahahahahaha fuck off Pardew

Get fucked, Cantona was unbelievable.

Lee McCulloch is a defender this season.

Below teams that aren't even in the league anymore, man, I think you win this particular 'shit-off'

Same. This Gateshead season ticket is coming in really handy

Gateshead 2-1 down thanks to a howler from Bartlett. Straight down the middle and he dived out the road. Sure I saw Given do that once or twice.

Bad times

Put 15 quid on Man Utd minus 2 goals. Easiest money I'll ever make.

Nile the pile. What a cunt.

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Sooo close. I'm dying here.

He has fucked up today, big time.

Seb Larsson is an awful human being.

But....but....I thought it was only us Geordies that were fat? I thought all mackems were built like Chris Masters?

Drogba is so fucking dramatic, talking into his hand

Kurt Zouma has been killed.

Canny start in the Derby - Chelsea game. Full house at Derby, once again and it seems like a good atmosphere.