Dr.Spaceman

Suarez to Remy is a massive hit on their first team, I think they'll seriously struggle to finish even third this time round.

Epic stuff, hats off to everyone. It's not often we're unified like this, but it's great to see that people can see past the rivalry on occasions such as these.

George Thorne has signed for Derby from West Brom. Thought he looked quite good in the Championship last season.

yep, how the guy can look himself in the mirror even if (and lord knows I'm being very optimistic here) he's "joking" and its "banter". Utter scumbag The kid does his top button up on his shirt, man. I wouldn't worry about little attention seeking faggots like them. Tragic this

http://i.imgur.com/0HEifKW.gif

The guy has just played in a World Cup Semi-Final, but yeah, let's assume he's going to be shit.

Nah, scouting for Dirk Kuyt would be funnier.

I don't think a lack of ambition has anything to do with it, if anything it's the reverse in this instance

There's absolutely zero chance this is falling through IMO. No way would we risk having him holding the shirt with his name on the back if he hadn't physically signed the contract. Why would he? Imagine it... "Hang on Daryl, we're nearly there, can we just get you to hold this shirt before we continue with negotiations?"

Benteke ffs More chance of re-signing Big Shols.

27 year old defender from Sporting Kansas. He'll be tapping his shoes together before Christmas.

I'm sure Sunderland regard some guy who scored one in 3 in the old division 2 as a cult hero.

They'll try and do what Palace did, try and stay up without spending shed loads, knowing that they are probably already better than 3 other teams in the league. They'll give Newcastle a good game for a start.

What a great strike for the 7th.

Does Roberto Martinez really want Gareth Barry hanging around for 3 years? He'll be 36...

Richard Keogh, was in tears after fucking up in the play-off final, poor fella. Was outstanding all season as well. Very nice kits, got that old school look to them.

From the little I've seen of Janmaat I'd prefer to take a gamble on him.

Buy all the Dutch

Who ate all the paella?

It makes you laugh doesn't it.

Goodbye to the best RB I've ever seen play for us

You would like to think it's that simple, but unfortunately it isn't. I'm willing to bet a fair wedge that they are as large as they are precisely because they have attempted "good diets". It's a lot more complicated than that. http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/Can+t+tell+if+white+Snoop+or+just+Adrien+Brody+_405c069296c8033a1415f7e3b9ede84f.jpg

I played a match last night with the same referee we had in the last reds vs blues game. He's the worst referee I've ever been on the same pitch as. Still livid about him the day after

Why are we not all over this? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28124256

Imagine having two Celtic legends in charge of your first team