Dr.Spaceman

Its NE5/LeazesMag's forum isnt it? It doesn't take rocket appliances to work out where it came from like. The sad cunt.

We need a replacement for Elliottman. Anyone?

If Ben Arfa returned to Newcastle it would be like the time when Desmond was reunited with Penny on Lost. I'd break down.

Horrendous from West Ham

It would be a massive shame when the forum inevitably crashed under the load

It would be even greater than that, it would surely be the greatest since this forum has been around.

Imagine Ashley selling and a new owner immediately coming in a sacking Pardew.... I think I'd have a heart attack.

I play cricket with a few lads who also played with him at Bill Quay when he was younger. They all think he's a canny bloke like. The problem is, Gateshead now have the following strikers... Jon Shaw Lewis Guy James Brown Michael Rankine Danny Wright Carl Finnigan Unless we're going to play 4-2-4, someone's going to be out in the cold.

Shola ffs

100%.

Hooper Carr Campbell Boumsong Babayaro Gavilan Hamilton Faye Alan O'Brien Andersen Kuqi

Fucking hell

He's fucking shit and I hope to see him nowhere near our starting 11 ever again.

Gateshead were 1-0 down after 2 mins but completely outclassed Telford and ended up winning 4-1. I had the misfortune of sitting near this old cunt who kept screaming when Gateshead were 4-1 up because we were keeping posession rather than hoofing it up field for a fifth. Cunt has obviously been watching Mike Williamson for too long. The Newcastle fans stick out like a sore thumb as well, generally moaning at sideways and backwards passes when your team is 3 goals ahead is pretty fucking stupid.

Scored his first goal for Hull today

Oh fuck, it's Hamez Milner

Rooney man, ffs

We are so lacking in ideas in the final third.

421.

Same, ffs. He was my first footballing hero. He was God to any 6 year old Newcastle fan in the early 90's.

Kasper

Imagine if he scored against us

It's only a loan, maybe we'll see him play for us under a semi-decent manager one day

NATALIE

Fabio Borini. Now that would be funny.