Dr.Spaceman

Dunno, but Siem just passed one (allegedly), and Woodgate still had one when he left us, and didn't make his Madrid debut for another 6 months or something! How have people not realised this yet? Medicals obviously can be done on injured players, they are not there to let us know if he can play or not. They are more to check on general health, such as heart rate and conditioning etc. A broken leg on a player means nowt on terms of a medical. Surely it should at least have some weight, I mean fuck, it's a broken leg after all.

How do you pass a medical if you're not fully fit?

He wasn't the shit house he was when we first signed him tbf.

Meh.

Seems as though you could sign Jimmy the spastic from South Park and you wouldn't be allowed to write him off until he's had a run of 15 straight games.

or Ellis Short gets the message... Short doesn't give a fuck about them tbh

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Shocking by Guzan.

Sunderland are fucking shit

Listened to it and was nervous as fuck throughout. First game I've listened to in about 15 years and doubt I'll do it again

I like him, but meh. He's been at fault for loads of goals over the last few seasons. He's nowhere near Debuchy or even Beye for example.

Victoire.

John Anderson.

Teams running out to a bit of Boston by the sounds of it.

Golazo

Really? Did you see the game? He was shit from start to finish.

Disagree completely. If he didn't have his history, and you didn't have pre-conceived ideas about him as a player, you'd be saying his performance yesterday was canny enough. He was fine. Did plenty of chasing and tracking. Got involved in a few nice bits of play between the front 3/4. Had a very good effort saved. A metre either side and we would have been raving about a great goal. He's not a great player, but he played fine, especially for someone who's barely kicked a ball for a year. I'm sure he chased back plenty and did a lot of tracking. That's what he offers and if that's what he's in the team for then fine, no problems. Stats wise it doesn't look good. By far least amount of possesion, least amount of touches, poor passing %, zero tackles, one (unsuccessful) dribble. Reading from that it seems even at this level he hides a lot behind the opposition and isn't available for a pass. Same old. Hoped he'd be a little more confident in this division. Where are you reading those stats? I didn't see him hiding at all, personally, and thought he put in as good a shift as anyone else. Although you could tell he hadn't played for a while because he didn't look match sharp. https://www.whoscored.com/Matches/1084896/Live As I say, he was fine. Wouldn't put much stock in those stats. Edit: Plus they're actually wrong. He put in two tackles, definitely, that I can remember in the first half to win the ball back from one of their right siders. It was a good tackle as well. I'm one of the haters, but he wasn't bad tonight.

Should destroy these with or without Gouffran and Riviere in the side, man. Getting nervous now though.

Glorious Howld on a minute. Pardew is a great manager and the way we treat him was disgraceful. The Palace fans were telling us this a year ago. That place is becoming scarily familiar... Glorious. Pardew has got his own fans arguing amongst each other once again.

Nope.

That's saying fuck all. They were all unacceptably poor.

We need a LB and another winger Asap

Basically it's "Hello Darkness, my old friend" time.

It was awful. Shelvey and Anita were shite in particular. Mbemba was out muscled for their second like a school child. Ritchie is our best player by a country mile tries to create way more than anyone else. Hayden was average, Aarons was rubbish, kept running straight into his marker, Perez was out fought off the ball a few times and did nowt with it, lascelles was shaky as anyone I've ever seen play for us at centre back.

His assistant.