Dr.Spaceman

Why did we sell Minteh when we could have sold either Isak or Bruno ffs

I'm always like that at the start of the season, didn't realise Kilman & Summerville had went to Wham.

Danny Ings hair

So if I create a website and pretend I know footballers salaries you will believe it until my 'shinfo' is disproven?

I reckon I'd hate that transfer more than any we've ever done, including Jogback. Can't stand the diving, hypocritical prick and we all know he'd be putting in minimal effort in a 'been there, done that' sort of way, very much like Michael Owen. The hardest of hard passes from me.

A good side would be smashing 4 or 5 past either of these here

And you weren't wrong. They both finished near the bottom of the league.

Triple sub, fucking hell. Get Mount off

Why, we've pretty much got the same side we've had for a while. I know how good we can be

Absolutely fuck all for us to fear about either of these sides.

Martinez v Traore

US tv is far worse. Pundits on some games I've watched literally spout one or two clichéd lines all game.

Urgh, was hoping they'd have finally ditched that "You'll never stop this flame, I will never let you gooooo" bollocks. Sick to death of hearing it

Got to be better value out there

I said this a while back, but I don't mind this transfer strategy. We've already done a lot of the groundwork that other clubs will need to do and we'll return for Guehi in the future when he'll be valued nowhere near 65 million.

Nkunku is in a lot of these teams fwiw. Got him in mine, people are leaning on his positional versatility and given he's only 6.5 mil...

We really are all nerdy virgins aren't we

At least he didn't take a photo using his phone

Harwood-Bellis & Barco are my only two. Going to go all out to try and spend nothing on transfers this season as I usually waste 30 or so points through the season.

Harwood Bellis at 4m is a better shout imo.

Anyone picking him deserves to lose access to their account

If you've got 3 players from Newcastle I wouldn't worry about where you're going to finish anyway.

Absolutely no hyperbole from Samuels whatsoever there...

Which he'll back out of when they're relegated. Smart move for him tbh.

28.5 is rather specific.