Dr.Spaceman

I've never understood what they're hoping to achieve with craic like that.

Never seen him myself, always find these transfers a bit more exciting. Few games at international level, more games in Europe than most in our squad, would be coming from one of the biggest clubs in the world. Let's go.

But what are we going to whinge about if we're constantly smashing PSR in the nuts and signing players left, right and centre?

How many games have you seen him play, out of curiosity?

How have we gone backwards by losing someone who never played for us, potentially losing our second best RB and are essentially replacing Elliot Anderson (Who was pretty meh for large parts of the season) in the squad with Sandro Tonali. Oh and we'll have about 8 players who hopefully won't be injured all season.

Wow, that deadline where clubs have to get those 3rd and 4th choice goalkeepers over the line, or swap 18 year olds who nobody has ever heard of. It'll get boring fast, if it hasn't already.

Yep, said it before, this will be the ultimate downfall of PSR etc I reckon. It'll be fuck all to do with anything other than the PL's greed, when they realise Sky are getting twitchy.

Yeah, feels like this opportunity has presented itself to Fulham based on the fact that he's potentially perma-crocked. If I was a Fulham fan I'd be a little nervous about this one.

Really? I don't see that tbh. I think he's a good squad player to keep around, based off his physical attributes. We'll do well to find someone with his work-rate and tenacity that we can rely on to help close out games.

Spoiler alert: None of the above is happening.

Correct.

Probably just knows he's no longer good enough to start for us.

Trippier leaving Newcastle gives massive Cody leaving AEW vibes

I think I'd genuinely rather be in the office this morning than on my way to Japan to watch some friendlies on a budget tighter than Tony the Tramp's last big shop.

Nah, all of our Youtubers are absolutely awful, rather we had none and left it to Luke & the boys for our 'fix'

Some right sad cunts camping out at the training ground like

Yep, zero point in your existence other than to serve Man City. Is it right that both those clubs would be unable to compete in the same Euro comp as Man City as well?

Imagine being a Troyes or Girona fan, it must be incredibly frustrating being used like this.

I'd have agreed 6 or 7 years ago but the likes of Foden, Mainoo and Wharton haven't been loaned out and they've turned out okay. We just need to start giving our youngsters minutes in games that we've already won after 70 mins. Something myself and others have criticised Eddie Howe for when he's brought on Matt Ritchie instead of Lewis Hall or one of the other youngsters on the bench.

Don't expect me to read beyond the headline, it's 2024 ffs

It was rejected

I wonder if Spain did this before they hired the guy who just won EURO 24 for them. Or Italy for whoever managed them to EURO 2020. It's so ostentatious, just hire someone good and win something, it doesn't matter how we get there

Genuinely not bothered given we brought in Mitchell, even 3 million is a bonus. We won.