Dr.Spaceman

I don't think we're that broke at all, we're just not broadcasting to the world that we have funds and are looking to splash the cash. Why would we or any other team for that matter publicise that info? Remember when Pardew used to tell the entire world our transfer plans in every fucking interview. We'd win 4-0 and he'd be touting Cabaye with shite like "Well if a big offer comes in what can we do?". This way is much more preferable.

Of course the hosts YouTube channel is banned

Plus Thiaw & Moukoko, maybe Trafford and that's an outrageous summer window

Wait til he misplaces a pass

TIL ASM is Nigerian. 😉

Feel like we were linked with David Dunn loads of times around the same time we were always linked with Boa Morte.

Its almost irrelevant, they've put a structure in place to ensure there is people who do.

I like him, but my god he was absolutely horseshit the last time I saw him at SJP. Why is he leaving Spurs? A quick google brings nowt.

I've never understood what they're hoping to achieve with craic like that.

Never seen him myself, always find these transfers a bit more exciting. Few games at international level, more games in Europe than most in our squad, would be coming from one of the biggest clubs in the world. Let's go.

But what are we going to whinge about if we're constantly smashing PSR in the nuts and signing players left, right and centre?

How many games have you seen him play, out of curiosity?

How have we gone backwards by losing someone who never played for us, potentially losing our second best RB and are essentially replacing Elliot Anderson (Who was pretty meh for large parts of the season) in the squad with Sandro Tonali. Oh and we'll have about 8 players who hopefully won't be injured all season.

Wow, that deadline where clubs have to get those 3rd and 4th choice goalkeepers over the line, or swap 18 year olds who nobody has ever heard of. It'll get boring fast, if it hasn't already.

Yep, said it before, this will be the ultimate downfall of PSR etc I reckon. It'll be fuck all to do with anything other than the PL's greed, when they realise Sky are getting twitchy.

Yeah, feels like this opportunity has presented itself to Fulham based on the fact that he's potentially perma-crocked. If I was a Fulham fan I'd be a little nervous about this one.

Really? I don't see that tbh. I think he's a good squad player to keep around, based off his physical attributes. We'll do well to find someone with his work-rate and tenacity that we can rely on to help close out games.

Spoiler alert: None of the above is happening.

Correct.

Probably just knows he's no longer good enough to start for us.

Trippier leaving Newcastle gives massive Cody leaving AEW vibes

I think I'd genuinely rather be in the office this morning than on my way to Japan to watch some friendlies on a budget tighter than Tony the Tramp's last big shop.

Nah, all of our Youtubers are absolutely awful, rather we had none and left it to Luke & the boys for our 'fix'