Anderson

Aye, didn't even have a shot did we? Scored via OG.

That's a canny chunk for not signing anyone. Kelly's agent must be doing alright for himself.

I couldn't pick a single one if them for a bad day today tbf all shite. Who's Ugarte btw?

Fucking hell, not something you expect to read about someone like Howe.

When did the FA Cup's Europa spot stop going to runners up if applicable, before going to the league?

Wow.

Can't beat a free kick around the wall, rather than over it.

Assume the club are printing these up themselves, rather than being supplied like that from Adidas.

Nod to Bruno's interview after the final n'all - "People have died, people have grown up and they’ve not seen Newcastle as Champions”.

I imagine they probably will. Nee chance they're going to have the capacity to scan that many tickets, especially the rush of people coming along with the bus.

Nah. The point back to van Dijk with his head in hands.

Definitely that route based on the banners they've put up around town. Assume the other road closures are just to assist with congestion.

How much do we reckon that line extension would cost?

Fuck's Jordan Henderson doing in there?

Match is often the worst part of the trip based on recent trips to Europe & Wembley, they're the lucky ones.

Fuck Gary Cahill Marc Guehi, get Mike Dan to Brazil New York.

If he keeps progressing as he has this season he's got the potential to be England's and the Premier League's best LB. Doesn't seem to be an abundance of great fullbacks around at the minute, so lucky to have him and Tino. Doesn't seem like 2 minutes ago plenty were wetting the bed about spending £60m+ on them.

F.

This feels must win, otherwise there's real danger of the whole season going tits up within the space of a fortnight. Feel like pua shit, just want the fortnight either side of Christmas Newcastle back.

They can have him, he's doing my tits in this season.

Nah, we'd have been same ball as Brighton were.

They had zero bearing on the availability of season tickets in the next season they were available. Iirc you weren't eligible for renewal, just had to get one in general sale. Plus I think there was only a couple games between them coming in and lockdown.

I think I'd rather get City at home in next round than any other draw. Would know we'd be going to Wembley as favourites if we got past them. Can't be arsed with having to face Liverpool and City there in the space of a few months.