Village Idiot

Man, I'm pissed off and I don't even support this club FFS.

Gutted. You lot deserved to watch a player of his brilliance week in and week out. The memories he could've given - yet he still has.

He's the closest thing to an attacking midfielder that Wenger could buy, while still claiming he bought a striker.

He's yet to have a good game against us, but someday he will. He's the reason I didn't fancy playing PSG at all in the CL.

I don't know in the UK, but that's not allowed under the Spanish labor law.

Valdés to Liverpool? Now that would be strange. Mignolet is doing very well, and I can't see Valdés accepting the bench.

Amateurs.

Yes.

Needs to be on every page. Who's that lass?

Fell from 5th to 29th

The angle pushed in Spain is that Southampton just offered a bigger loan fee.

Can't wait for Stoke's army of goblins.

Cuenca scored for Deportivo today. He's had a lot of trouble with injuries but he's a quality player, I hope he succeeds. He's just 23.

Finally caught up with the highlights for yesterday's game. Holy f***, this lad was amazing. If that curled shot had gone in for your third...

Oh man, what a sweet day. Got laid, Barça won, Madrid lost. One of these was totally unexpected.

ROFL

Good signing for them. Big fee too, seems that Lim means business.

Anyway, despite the tight win I'm quite happy. I like what Luís Enrique is doing, and we could have had more goals today. We play with a much higher tempo, something the players are obviously not yet used to, but I think it's the key to get our mojo back. El Madrigal is always a difficult place for us, so a win here is a pretty good result.

That's why I find it odd. They needed the cover, but as a player he brings owt they need.

Talk was that Roma were asking around 40m. And then he goes to bayern for much less. I just don't bother anymore

Sandro! Academy bailing us out.

Chicharito to Madrid. That's odd.

Fucking hell Neymar signing autographs while warming up

That's sorta the plan. I just want to ride the possible price increases and then get rid. I'll possibly get Duff afterwards, Burnley have an acceptable run now.

Messi hits the woodwork, damn.