Darth Crooks

When have we ever purported to be everyone's 2nd favourite club or deluded that our club had been anything other than a joke of late. Theyre foaming lunatics.

He literally can't

Smith was an absolute passenger but we could afford that because the rest of the midfield was mint.

In no way did dummett look rosier than mbemba last season. In fairness to both of them. Winjaldum and Lennie small near them both weren't great for them.

I've just shit in my hand and punched it I'm that FUMING

sissoko Haram

I don't think it's that bad looking like, there's definitely an itchy trigger finger when it comes to this bloke. This is his second language.

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Over 9000 m8

His credibility

Haven't seen any genuine stick like.

Reckon Rafa has seen a video of goals flying in and gone 'Yeo snap him up' and Charnley has fucked up and bought the keeper instead.

Just don't trust the fella.

People have to put 25 million into context. It's not that much in PL terms these days.

Tsk. No need to ovaryeact mate

It would be sorely misguided to go back to that idea.

I think we need to let that be as much as they should not be forgotten.

Seen him regularly for Scotland. Always seems pretty calm and strong in the air. Should do the job. Scotland?! http://m.imgur.com/gallery/U6SuIrv Great news.

Imodium

Who does Laurent Perrier play for?

Just bought a book on South America puns on Amazon.

The fuck is that and as for allowing a thanks flag for Ashley fucking hell.

I get why people think he's a dick but to lose your shit about it is mystifying. Townsend leaves. What a cunt. Winjaldum loses motivation and wants away. What an arsehole. Moussa says this and he's the devil incarnate. Cabaye did far worse and doesn't get half the shit I n the basis he got a few more goals and assists. Whilst I don't disagree this is unprofessional, this club has been a breeding ground for incompetence, greed and apathy. Do your blood pressure a favour and don't be surprised when these things happen.

Like he's done anywhere near as much damage at that slime. Hate that bloke more than those on the guest list of the Nazi-ISIS networking lunch.