Darth Crooks

Yeah he's beyond the pale but you're daft to expect him to accept what him to be glowing of us and likewise with winjaldum. He's very foolish to go on like this - but to be able to muster up the vitriol to the extent some have? I lack that. Up until this point this behaviour by players and a certain front foot fret 'manager' has been actively encouraged.

Oh aye he's sounding off like a cleft but he's right in thinking he's above being in the 2nd tier as much as his detractors would like to assert otherwise. He's devoid of sentiment but that's the nature of the project he got on board with so in that sense they've been well matched.

Our dads will be bigger than your dads

Reads like a juniors football team wrote it.

Scho long

I don't blame him like. We've been an absolute shitshow. He's not invested in the project like us fans and the likes of Matt Ritchie who clearly sees the benefit of temporary championship status.

http://media.giphy.com/media/ocPulyPwBAvzq/giphy.gif He's not good enough to warrant this hassle.

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I've seen that 'boca' shirt appear in 5 different colours by now. What colour actually is it? Dark blue and orange?

De Jong would be better as spare parts for the others.

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He'll do fine in that league next year. We need to upgrade if we come back up though. Not this British players thing again.

Arse/ball bag sniffing

Isaac Hayes

I'm in Lyon to watch the final alongside a trip with the wife and the town has been jumping. Lots if Welsh singing - horns tooting tonight and I've been to a last shadow puppets gig at the Roman ampitheatre where each goal was celebrated madly to the confusion of many and the band got pelted with 1000s of customer cushions as is apparently tradition for the venue.

Aaron Hughez

Now we can finally get Cathro to bolt the Cathorse to the Cathcart.

Looks like a butcher.

I wouldn't read into that too much. They are in the prem and we're not. All there is to this.

I would stop a buzz saw with my ballsack just to sip a pint of her fudge.

Spies and science or something

Deliberate?

Hitlers grasp of English would have been better for one.

Bellendue

Would definitely jar her farts.