Darth Crooks

Arse/ball bag sniffing

Isaac Hayes

I'm in Lyon to watch the final alongside a trip with the wife and the town has been jumping. Lots if Welsh singing - horns tooting tonight and I've been to a last shadow puppets gig at the Roman ampitheatre where each goal was celebrated madly to the confusion of many and the band got pelted with 1000s of customer cushions as is apparently tradition for the venue.

Aaron Hughez

Now we can finally get Cathro to bolt the Cathorse to the Cathcart.

Looks like a butcher.

I wouldn't read into that too much. They are in the prem and we're not. All there is to this.

I would stop a buzz saw with my ballsack just to sip a pint of her fudge.

Spies and science or something

Deliberate?

Hitlers grasp of English would have been better for one.

Bellendue

Would definitely jar her farts.

Are those sleeves supposed to distract the opposition's strikers? Nothing to do with us, looks like its just the new Puma Keeper Jersey template... http://www.just-keepers.com/5_brand_Puma/ Looks like a print cartridge

He seems to be looking like he's improved his physical side in training.

Musha ring dum a doo dum a da *clap, clap, clap* Whack for my Matty-o Whack for my Matty-o Matt Ritchie is a star-o

If Rafa wasn't here I don't think as much would be made of this. I think his effect, whilst no doubt amazing, is a little overplayed tbh.

Don't particularly think he's a money grabber and tbh whether we want to be in the champo or not is pretty irrelevant to a footballer not from the area and of Premier League standard

This blood has less heart than Townsend. He'll be off.

Is this serious? LOL what an awful post. It's from my perspective as a Newcastle fan, obviously being a Palace fan yourself you may view differently. You can only understand things from your own perspective? He's a mercenary cunt because he's joined a fairly established PL club? Out of all our signings in recent years few seem to genuinely work as hard and understand what this club is about then Townsend. I believe he joined us in the first place as he felt we should be able to stay up, he could get back into the England squad and we would be a fantastic club for him going forward. We've been relegated. He's in the prime of his career. He did his best to keep us here. He deserves to play in the PL this season. Comments like yours feed into this notion that football fans but especially Newcastle fans are fickle. If a good player leaves to play at a higher level or for a bigger club = mercenary cunt. Grow up mate. http://imgur.com/bd10p.gif

http://i.imgur.com/FidZknJ.gif http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?action=profile;u=4087

It defies physics and logic how much of cretinous bellend that man is.

Well they are, they are calling him foolish for not staying with us as it lacks foresight. The guy is a premier league player who wants to play in the prem. Disappointing from our POV but I wouldn't expect anything else.

He wants to play in the prem. The club had only itself to blame.