Darth Crooks

Are those sleeves supposed to distract the opposition's strikers? Nothing to do with us, looks like its just the new Puma Keeper Jersey template... http://www.just-keepers.com/5_brand_Puma/ Looks like a print cartridge

He seems to be looking like he's improved his physical side in training.

Musha ring dum a doo dum a da *clap, clap, clap* Whack for my Matty-o Whack for my Matty-o Matt Ritchie is a star-o

If Rafa wasn't here I don't think as much would be made of this. I think his effect, whilst no doubt amazing, is a little overplayed tbh.

Don't particularly think he's a money grabber and tbh whether we want to be in the champo or not is pretty irrelevant to a footballer not from the area and of Premier League standard

This blood has less heart than Townsend. He'll be off.

Is this serious? LOL what an awful post. It's from my perspective as a Newcastle fan, obviously being a Palace fan yourself you may view differently. You can only understand things from your own perspective? He's a mercenary cunt because he's joined a fairly established PL club? Out of all our signings in recent years few seem to genuinely work as hard and understand what this club is about then Townsend. I believe he joined us in the first place as he felt we should be able to stay up, he could get back into the England squad and we would be a fantastic club for him going forward. We've been relegated. He's in the prime of his career. He did his best to keep us here. He deserves to play in the PL this season. Comments like yours feed into this notion that football fans but especially Newcastle fans are fickle. If a good player leaves to play at a higher level or for a bigger club = mercenary cunt. Grow up mate. http://imgur.com/bd10p.gif

http://i.imgur.com/FidZknJ.gif http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?action=profile;u=4087

It defies physics and logic how much of cretinous bellend that man is.

Well they are, they are calling him foolish for not staying with us as it lacks foresight. The guy is a premier league player who wants to play in the prem. Disappointing from our POV but I wouldn't expect anything else.

He wants to play in the prem. The club had only itself to blame.

Bye.

Your our keeper Matz Sels, You'll be strong when the matchday comes. When the ninety's over, like our keeper Mat Sels I'll be strong, strong, strong But when the game is done And the sun goes down And the moonlight's shining through Like a sinner before the gates of heaven I'll be wanking off to you.

A-rivere-derci you plum

Too much white http://rs49.pbsrc.com/albums/f300/shorton12/Picture1-1.png~c200

Grrr.

Ronnie Pickering

http://65.media.tumblr.com/e14b0ef2222e59d3a186e2bfaadcdbfd/tumblr_mya18e1jIk1rhpzvco1_1280.jpg

Would not shock me if the club were pushing this

The banana shirt was class.

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At least she won't hurt your cock with her teeth while blowing. She doesn't even need to open her mouth tbf. PS: Hurting your dick with the teeth it's a typical bug that women have in their blowjob app. That, and also wanking you off with such an absurd pressure and pace that seems they're trying to save a snake from choking. On top of that, some of them won't even spit on your dick before. Men give the best like. Surely. Some friends will tell me that "well I will just tell the lass on how to do it right". But it depends on the lass. I used to date this paranoiac lacking self-confidence girl that if I corrected anything she did EVEN REMOTELY she would then proceed on crying and saying that she "was no use for anything at all" and would then tell me all about how she used to feel ugly and worse than the other girls at high school. All of this while my cock would slowly go to sleep like "I'm outta here bitches". Puah rigid reading that. Deets?

Was fine in isolation. Doesn't bode well for playing more aggressive teams.

'...Ahmed the keep be of legs you want to suck on all day