Darth Crooks

Reckon Rafa has seen a video of goals flying in and gone 'Yeo snap him up' and Charnley has fucked up and bought the keeper instead.

Just don't trust the fella.

People have to put 25 million into context. It's not that much in PL terms these days.

Tsk. No need to ovaryeact mate

It would be sorely misguided to go back to that idea.

I think we need to let that be as much as they should not be forgotten.

Seen him regularly for Scotland. Always seems pretty calm and strong in the air. Should do the job. Scotland?! http://m.imgur.com/gallery/U6SuIrv Great news.

Imodium

Who does Laurent Perrier play for?

Just bought a book on South America puns on Amazon.

The fuck is that and as for allowing a thanks flag for Ashley fucking hell.

I get why people think he's a dick but to lose your shit about it is mystifying. Townsend leaves. What a cunt. Winjaldum loses motivation and wants away. What an arsehole. Moussa says this and he's the devil incarnate. Cabaye did far worse and doesn't get half the shit I n the basis he got a few more goals and assists. Whilst I don't disagree this is unprofessional, this club has been a breeding ground for incompetence, greed and apathy. Do your blood pressure a favour and don't be surprised when these things happen.

Like he's done anywhere near as much damage at that slime. Hate that bloke more than those on the guest list of the Nazi-ISIS networking lunch.

Yeah he's beyond the pale but you're daft to expect him to accept what him to be glowing of us and likewise with winjaldum. He's very foolish to go on like this - but to be able to muster up the vitriol to the extent some have? I lack that. Up until this point this behaviour by players and a certain front foot fret 'manager' has been actively encouraged.

Oh aye he's sounding off like a cleft but he's right in thinking he's above being in the 2nd tier as much as his detractors would like to assert otherwise. He's devoid of sentiment but that's the nature of the project he got on board with so in that sense they've been well matched.

Our dads will be bigger than your dads

Reads like a juniors football team wrote it.

Scho long

I don't blame him like. We've been an absolute shitshow. He's not invested in the project like us fans and the likes of Matt Ritchie who clearly sees the benefit of temporary championship status.

http://media.giphy.com/media/ocPulyPwBAvzq/giphy.gif He's not good enough to warrant this hassle.

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I've seen that 'boca' shirt appear in 5 different colours by now. What colour actually is it? Dark blue and orange?

De Jong would be better as spare parts for the others.

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He'll do fine in that league next year. We need to upgrade if we come back up though. Not this British players thing again.