Darth Crooks

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So-so tackler though Pictures a bit racist

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Bagging Shelvey will enough to some that he's angling for proven Premier League talent.

Hah fatty goes in there. I bob in after work now and then.

Not sure if gusta

Inglish DNA, can't fail right? You jest but this is going to be their new tactic to show they've listened and 'changed.'

I would to be honest. Is there ambition here? A future? Where are his England hopes going better flourish? You'd have to pay him a lot to come here and as a London resident myself I can see the draw for 20 something millionaires.

But...English

Try sissokos

Tiote to China and we get the Saivet Union.

Admittedly what little I've seen isn't great but then we've seen little of him haven't we?

'Fancy 5 years at NUFC jonjo?'

Hope his squad number is 47. Bald assassin.

He's barely played.

Charnley is the ultimate spreadsheet sycophant.

Again, what fight is going to be instilled/inspired by a club that holds no managing director or manager accountable, actively demeans cup competition and is overtly happy with subsistence? Fight had to come from the top and filter down before character and a positive ethic can show. You can cite Nolan and Barton I suppose but Nolan wasn't really effective at this level ultimately and Barton was largely driven by sociopathic tendency.

Reminds me of this: http://youtu.be/1VYhGI6noLU

SAMs head looks like someone has filled a carrier bag of marbles full of water.

3 pounds? Mercenaries.

We have a nicer city and less fingers. Bout it

Can we hire him to knack Ashley?

I don't know who we think we are.

Fuck happened there? Guy in the back of the net