Darth Crooks

His Amber head containing the DNA of a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.

People talking about the return of colback is like when the undertaker came back.

Still don't remember the 'vile abuse' no worse than any other manager had got.

Your Liverpool mate is on smack then. He was before he made the comment tbf

Ando says the difference is he has players that run around. Marco reckons it's because he has more Brits :groan:

The arguments against these players are mind boggling when you think of how weak the stand ins are/have been. People are living in cloud cuckoo land.

If him being here for 8 FUCKING YEARS was the best we were going to get then I'm ecstatic he was hounded out. He needed to go to change the debate. It's as simple as that.

If that happens there'll be more boycotts than geoffrey's letterbox has seen.

#wait was what got people wasn't it?

I'd tail her, swift.

Frightening how at the top level of the game talk of huff and puff and putting yourself about becomes paramount. Don't get me started on 'pashun'

He'll probably just melt like that senator in x men as soon as he steps out the tunnel.

Siem de Jong can't manage his own lungs. I'm sceptical.

Translates as 'I know the season is dead it you know I can't say it'

Shown his St. Todger

Planning their workarounds in the wake of the announcements?

He wasn't like. Long much of a yardstick mind.

Must be conjoined twins some of them...more legs than Ryan Taylor anyway.

Protests need to be seen as an increasing majority. Pardew painted protesters as militants. They need to be seen as allies.

To my knowledge there has been a significant mass protest. A half arsed disputed walkout and Steve wraith dressed as willy wanka don't count. Sack pardew is the closest we've come and had the desired impact.

Club's pocket now is it HAN? thought better of you pal! Fucking rumbled. I'm Mako...and i would have got away with it too if it wasn't for you pesky kids.

I don't have much animosity to carver tbh. He's just shit and thankfully that seems universally apparent

Words fail me.

I see jotenko is back out on license.

Just say you don't support protests and fuck off.