Darth Crooks

He knows the club

Still. Shit sticks. Horrendous quotes.

Hyperbole aside, I really do worry about us going down. It wouldn't take much tbh. I welcome it honestly. Fuck being part of some premiership gravy train for the sake of a bunch of scumbags. Prostituting ourselves for bullshit notions of stability and league safety. Sounds ridiculous but I honestly don't care.

He's a Geordie divs out in force.

Scumbag if context is correct.

That sounds unintentionally racist. Soz blacks.

I did say implode. I've thought this through, although this would create a black (arse) hole.

Hope mick Lowes reaches critical mass and imploded the fat sweaty cunt.

Aye cuz he's a fucking patsy who can't do shit to them.

With spikes on the inside.

Trapped wind. Have a rennie.

Looks like when dip your ballbag in the bath.

I know they don't care but they are incredibly naive if they think we 're nailed on safe and therefore can do wtf they like.

The key thing is what happens when they lose. His entrenched mentality will kick in before long.

4 goals in 20 minutes?!

Surely interviews in football management are a bit of a pointless event. Managers records are pretty well known and publicly evident. He's obviously said he wants his on staff or level of control. These cunts are going to have to relent on their stance as it'll get us relegated. They bully and gesture like its a simple as numbers out and in and are incredibly naive/reckless about the fact you can easily be our of this league regardless of your fiscal health. Ultimately they don't care. What more can be said?

We magnified it I suppose. Only ourselves to blame.

Face like he's trying to stifle a fart in front if the inlaws.

Wew.

Shirts a canny fit though

Not so much steel; more of a rusty spanner.

It's all going to go tits skyward. Again and people are still going to 'suPorT dA TeAm' because these cunts Are master manipulators. The amount of people taking this at face value is staggering.

Plenty of examples of all encompassing managerial roles going wrong/spun king millions. Of course Ashley has suggested some warped version of head coach but maybe he'll stumble on a decent appointment. Not likely but what else can we say?

We tried. Give us time to get the right man. Pragmatism. Cunty bollocks etc. etc.

Can you point to where it's worked in the UK? Koeman is a Manager by the way. You don't arrive at a club quickly followed by ex-players and top players from your homeland by coincidence. It's in it's infancy here really. Plenty examples of the opposite going tits skyward though. Something has to change. But no I can't really. In the prem I suppose spurs closest resemble it although not fully.