Darth Crooks

Yeeeeeaaaaaasssss!

Talk sport usual tripe. Mickey Gray being objective as per. Wanting Geordies. Demanding top 4. Such lazy horseshit. Nobody picks up on the fact he wasn't brought in on footballing merit from much lower league and then moves to a smaller club. You'd think he was scolari going to the dog and duck by the way they are skewing it.

Steve stones possession comment beggared belief

Pardew has really numbed things for me. I'll watch today but I'veost a lot of that buzz that I would like to have back.

Don't know much about carver when he comes to senior management but there's some serious drivel involved there like.

Hero. Not really as it's basic balanced journalism but he's spot on

Colin Murray, listened to it back again since yesterday is the ONLY journo occupying that territory. Mickey Gray and that other drunken WUM tit have no counter to that.

What's the source of this no matter what he did we would never accept him even if we win a trophy argument come from? His own decisions are the reason we criticise. Fucking bizarre.

Video statement from sack pardew:

1 x swallow = summer

Be back in league 1 again before you know it. Some of the players he's been given here and squandered. Sure he'll ride the crest of the 5th wave as long as he can but he lacks the ability to do anything more than scramble around living on irregular past triumphs; like a true egotist.

It's probably healthy not to claim you understand what's going on at any particular club other than your own. Particularly with a regime as duplicitous as ours.

Didn't you hear? He just landed that plane with the faulty landing gear.

It's still progress. One step closer to Ashley going. He's not going to find many others with the smarm and sliminess that will make the shit easy to swallow this time.

Quite right too. Their humility is the best tonic against the poison that is the ego of that twat.

Did not foresee these fucked up gifs. Come back Alan.

Tango down. Stand down. Mission accomplished.

Facebook happy clappers are agog in mourning. Happy 2015 everyone!

Bot wank mode engaged...

Is this final like? Finger is primed for a coma inducing pokey bot wank.

At least you didnt post a text meant for your missus in the dan gosling thread.

We was in the wrong Fred?

Will wank myself into a coma if this is happening.