Darth Crooks

Didn't you hear? He just landed that plane with the faulty landing gear.

It's still progress. One step closer to Ashley going. He's not going to find many others with the smarm and sliminess that will make the shit easy to swallow this time.

Quite right too. Their humility is the best tonic against the poison that is the ego of that twat.

Did not foresee these fucked up gifs. Come back Alan.

Tango down. Stand down. Mission accomplished.

Facebook happy clappers are agog in mourning. Happy 2015 everyone!

Bot wank mode engaged...

Is this final like? Finger is primed for a coma inducing pokey bot wank.

At least you didnt post a text meant for your missus in the dan gosling thread.

We was in the wrong Fred?

Will wank myself into a coma if this is happening.

Darth Crooks has forseen it...

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'We was affected by the Knicks'

Football aside, no one could be more of an insufferable twat; even JFK. He was at least good for a laugh.

It's a total crapshoot like; he either gets it accidentally right or accidentally spectacularly wrong. Either way he's clueless.

Oof. On the money. Who wrote this?

Great call Big Geordie

Serves him well for a new excuse n all. He fucking knows it too.

Well there's his remit right there plain as the light of day.

Posing like pee wee Herman doesn't help like.

Looks perfectly acceptable there like. Gok wankers.

Blokes got the easiest gig in town.

Like mick Lowe's on how to beat pie addiction.