Darth Crooks

Darth Crooks has forseen it...

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'We was affected by the Knicks'

Football aside, no one could be more of an insufferable twat; even JFK. He was at least good for a laugh.

It's a total crapshoot like; he either gets it accidentally right or accidentally spectacularly wrong. Either way he's clueless.

Oof. On the money. Who wrote this?

Great call Big Geordie

Serves him well for a new excuse n all. He fucking knows it too.

Well there's his remit right there plain as the light of day.

Posing like pee wee Herman doesn't help like.

Looks perfectly acceptable there like. Gok wankers.

Blokes got the easiest gig in town.

Like mick Lowe's on how to beat pie addiction.

It's more of a case of 'Oh, Mike was less of an aborted foetus of thundercrap last weekend' than 'Oh, he's really good at times'

Cliche

He didn't mention cabaye, surely not now?

The new gosling. The irony of him scoring tonight though.

Decent of the Tottenham globetrotters.

It's ludicrous. Three players had beef with him so the egotistical prick threw his toys out the pram. Team of hoop lockers and wasted talent.

Might go do something more useful like stapling my scrot to the wall.

Mapou couldn't hack the prem unlike iron mike. Utter shit.

Fickle fucks.

Pfffffffff.

Carbon copy of last season coming up.

The sort of team against which jack colback is fucking useless.