Darth Crooks

Would still have him.

Already has. Loves bulking up players.

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If only we had a club where the only wasted talent is a huffy French winger with his own demons. Sadly and more damning is it won't be; and with more level headed pros too.

Be effective if he had an extra yard but he's often left chasing shadows. His vision and passing range is good but against teams with the tempo of arsenal, the games pass him by.

Quite f***ing apt that he's got a picture of Gouffran on the wall. No! Greatest whoosh of all time surely?

Aye definitely an AIDS grade sub coming up. Funny how no one calls the exact same thing he did against Chelsea isn't working this time.

This is fun watching this in tommy flynns in leytonstone.

He's a right smug bastard. Bobby is proper flashing him a Jim Royle type sneer. 'Eeeee yyyyyou cunt...'

I'm a teacher and I headbutted a kid the other day for callin iz a daf kyent. When do I start?

It's such a closed shop nobody has any idea what would work well.

You can't treat buying and selling as separate to each other. One directly impacts the other at this club.

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It's difficult because you get the feeling pardew has no idea how it's been achieved as cements his 'nick one' mindset. However this Chelsea business obviously is a bit too strange to be sheer luck.

Not had much time for him since that man city game at the very start of (last?) season. He's decent enough just too much of a damned idiotic risk.

Intelligence and passing ability are better in lampard. Not sure about the other stuff like. Lampard has a more moderate temperament, which has obviously helped. He's a pretty model pro.

Depressing aspect of the British game.

I'll remember that as a teacher when a kid next swears to me whilst on a fraction of what he's earning.

Colback hasn't been as good or important like. Straight back in he goes.

Why do all players have to track back? Bizarre.

Aye. What an achievement.

Going to happen all season whilst he pretends we don't miss the depth of having certain players; some of whom he hasn't got on with.

I would have him in in the sense that it would show that this twat would even remotely look like he could be shifted.

Just fuck colback off and start cabella man.

That midfield is pretty grim even with abeid