Darth Crooks

Prick. Always disliked him. Great player but he always carried on like he was 20 odd in his private life. Wanker.

Happy to go down tbh. If that's where pardew wants to be and Ashley it can have them. I want my club back.

Words. Words. Words. Words are wind. Just what jonas deserves too; a draw at home to hull.

Do I have to be part of a stupid members club if I want to go to this?

The way he deflects the criticisms as if it's of the players is sickening. It's the one thing he does very subtly and cleverly for the mongs but he's slimy as fuck as ever.

Total sport interview: zero humility as per. Fucking tit. Radicals and magnificent performances a draw at home against hull where we've shipped another two goals.

Cisse reliving 2011. The new Remy/ba/cabaye

Love papiss like. Leave it at that though. He's going to pull an Aaron's isn't he?

Fickle bastards

Fucking rubbish our squad like. Dire.

The thick and thin argument only applies when you have a hierarchy aiming to reach thick. They are only interested in giving us plenty of thin. Actively stating it too.

Fucking hell. Moyes has actually proven himself a prem manager at least. He's light years better than pardew.

Why don't journalists pick up on basic stuff like this and correct them? Isn't that part of their job? Because Europe. We was lacking a referendum on membership in the final third.

He's a human being man ronaldo, with a massive home to go to and a well looked after wife and kids with plush lives of their own. He's trying his dogshit best; have a fucking word with yourself you vindictive, heartless bastard.

Yes but what is it getting at?

Thought I was on 4?! Christ I'm nastier than I look.

Fuck off froggy

Potential Giggs but has Phil Brown been mentioned spouting the same crap as Gale?

When you lie and scapegoat, With Mike's cock down your throat Thats a Pardew

Not too mention the fact he's thicker than a bull's dick.

Superb. Don't think I've ever seen him described so succinctly. Sadly I doubt that description will make the papers. It missing the obvious 'massive, useless cunt' however.

Amazing how much he's getting pilloried like. He needs to quit before he's widely accepted as a national joke.

He'd never say just 'beat it' because the following line 'is no one wants to be defeated' Clearly not something Pardle buys into.

Spider-Man masks at hull game?

Spider-man masks. Card or real. Cheap enough. Still can have your other signs too.