Darth Crooks

Fuck off froggy

A plane flying into Manchester?! Holy fuck!

Fuck off froggy

Unrelated but Defoe would make a brilliant joker.... ...besides being black

Asking tony gayle about South American football. Who then mentions Hernandez, a Central American playing in England. Dat punditry.

If true thats Perez shot to oblivion. Pardew wet dream.

David Craig's day will be the reporting equivalent of this: http://youtu.be/I9vAVSCAwH4

Breaking news: David Craig - my packed lunch from me mam has arrived believed to be acquired for a fee believed be in the region of 1.99 on a meal deal from boots. All happening here Jim

He will. Picking his arsehole and jotting down excuses in his rent-a-cunt scrotebook.

'Ando' actually used the term 'put it in row z' as advice to the. Team which pretty much sums him up.

Has he gone?

One of them definitely. Not good.

Properly just owned this lad on fb lol spouting shite about football manager. Not twitter but he was spreading lies.

And arriving on loan from Gaziantep Büyükşehir Belediyespor IS? *BOOONG* Are you scared? He's here... *drives in on bike with apple in hand to rock music*

At best he's Walter Mitty, at worst he's a devious liar. Either way he's fucking rubbish at what he's supposed to be.

Well bugger my giddy aunt...

'Stick to his principles' and focus on our 'shape'. The only shape I see is a useless arsehole shaped object.

Best player in alderwereld. Bindun?

Fans wouldn't toe the stability line with another cheap puppet appointment IMO. Pardew leaving is one step closer to Ashley leaving IMO.

Aye but that's often related to someone in the event. A bit political and scathing for something so positive. Maybe I'm being too PC but though it worth considering.

Hijacking what is for the most part a charity event is a but much isn't it? They battle with each other for enough exposure as it is. Not that it wouldn't work. Just sits uneasy.

I want to keep sol Campbell shows him up worse. Didn't snub him for having an over active pie gland did he?

That photo is sweet until you find out that child is actually a 6 ft 28 year old man. Let himself go again the gargantuan mess. #teamskirge

Get on the scene, like a fucking aidsmachine...

Against my better judgement I rejoined the fb group. One enlightened chap has suggested that if we lose pardew we could face the same issues man utd had when fergie retired. :redknapp: