Darth Crooks

Top marks on the galaxy quest gif

Goal wise let's just wait and see and hope for a Ferreyra rush eh?

Aye it's a cynical ploy to net some of those lost or questioning their attendance after Cardiff. That event was far more effective that some give credit for

He was the last real one I guess though no coincidence it was mainly under houghton that the captaincy has mattered; as limited as he was.

Captain means nowt under ashleyism tbh imo

'Here's that rod for your back you ordered mr. Pardew'

Not happening in the media that's for sure. We're all blissfully happy with him and should be apparently.

He completely deserves this level of scrutiny. Until he reverts back to winning ways of 5th and admits the last two years have been mistakes. Personally I think he's too thick to realise the combination of players and winning formula he stumbled upon is his only way back and not his obsession with shape and the crayon contents of his bullshit notepad.

Best long passer of the ball in the cosmos. Troot.

I realise French May be beyond the king.

Alain, un minute sivous plait. Je n'aime pas zis ' oof ball' sur mon tete. Cest merde? Fack off garlic bref. Moy way orwa the fackin ighway sahn. Oo Jew fink you are? Atam fackin Bin Liner?

Loved him since the pointless spin in one of the cup games.

I take bob hope right now

He's getting the benefit of the doubt solely because he's replacing an utterly anonymous player a non spectacular and averagely competent player. Inspires complete ambivalence.

Not once does he ever reflect accurately on one obvious thing and act on it. It's always 'we'll have to have a look at our shape' or 'make up for that lack of magic/experience'. It's never anything tangible, just hazy non-descript claptrap or some painful excuse. No arbritary target he sets is acted upon and he just comes accross as someone constantly chancing and bullshitting his way through looking like what he's doing. Hope folk get on his back early because it 'll be no different against man city.

I take full responsibility for picking the side who at the end of the day are too young and irresponsible.

Not that we know of. Funny thing is that because of the way football is, if any come good it'll be pardew who gets the credit for signing them.

Elijah wood being a bellend again.

Reckon charnley has had words because certain players haven't arrived?

He was knuckling down though and was treated like a prick all the same. He's damned either way because tampon brain doesn't trust him anyway. He's never going to be the player pardew wants and he ignores all his strengths to suit some benign agenda of proving he's right.

Whether he does ok enough or not this year he's such a fucking toad.

He's said that? Fucking hypocrite.

It's nowt to crow about that's plain. They will will though.

Competent enough wanker as a suggestion.

Hmmm pleasant surprise. Fingers crossed for the anti-xisco