Darth Crooks

Hit the road jack, you twat colback, no more, no more, no more, no more...

Glutton for pun-ishment?

They forgot the super injunction black bit round his eyes for knobbin some family blart.

We signed the greasy dicked cunt yet?

His real surname is Gutierrez according Wikipedia...they've just shaved jonas and called it a new signing.

Can see it happening. The mercenary way we operate isn't that much different and it's how pardew wants it I'm sure given the choice. Carlton cole and Darren bent with someone like cattermole in the middle and James Tompkins and Williamson at the back giving us height in the box.

Got to hand it to him. It's only common Curtisy

Viva la Ravelucion!

Ashley fiddles whilst Rome burns. Next season will be poisonously disastrous.

Evidence for both tbh

Excellent biriani mind.

don't blame urself babe there all the same xx Ah fuck that's where that went. Missus was calling us out for being an ignorant bastard.

Going down I'm convinced of it. It's no different to the mercenary culture we had when we were signing aged had beens. None of them seem to want to be here. Colo wants prem wages and the genuine quality like debauchee will be sold/gone at the drop of a hat. If pardew has any of his targets we'll be bottom half for sure.

Pardew is such an insidious prick and it angers me so much more when you hear stuff like that from simeone, keegan, jack or milburn etc. they are do brazen in telling you black is white and it works on many.

Poor old pillow heed.

'Kieran how much of a twat do you for fluffing your lines when you could have wrapped it up within the 90?'

Great game.

Definitely Will have engraved his pants after this aluko business.

That's a dignified tube ride back

Just pushed her away with his head as I heard.

Hull briefly Boyd by that sub. Think arsenal are definitely gunner win now.

Safe to assume the code works Rich.

Ditched the pasta and nipped out for a sarnie, final is on TV there. Interesting subs.

Oh I see, you treat someone like some sort of pun terrorist and don't like it so you think 'muzzle 'im'. You're going have to be pretty crufty to get one over on me with this dog smiley.

Trying to hound me out? This place has really gone to the dogs. I should have you all reported for suspected terrierism.