Darth Crooks

Is there a mid season clause or something? If he wants it to happen why hasn't it by now?

Going to be like Rourkes Drift without the survivors part.

Desperate spin attempt. Has fooled some.

Are they saying he's developing a backbone? I've got copies if the beano with more spine than that cunt .

1 million nil! *pinkie pointed towards mouth*

Must have been a fire alarm during his last labotomy judging by the way the thick cunt carries on like.

Hey your maj, Nut a spike you bastard Cheers HC

I feel soiled after that. Sorry.

Oh no it isn't! Hur Hur hur

Perpetuating 'deluded Geordies' myths and lying all at the same time. What a fucking arsehole. At best he just doesn't get it. At worst he's one of the most conniving cunts going. Aye. He's Ashley's pal make no mistake. Ashley has rent a nod in pardew and pardew gets top flight experience in the best job he ever have mixing it with the real legends of the management.game without needing the actual talent part. Win win for all parties bar poor Joe Fanbase.

I just want him gone because it's costing me a fucking fortune in dental bills...I'm grinding my teeth down to Shane McGowan levels of damage...the bills are in the post Alan you cunt faced bastard. Watch your letterbox.

The guy is a character assassin, this pics might as well be HBA tea bagging him time after time in each big. Stone cold killah.

Nah. I've not seen it like that for a while about 1 man. Even sourness/allardyce wise.

That would be incredibly fickle if your thinking about doing it but get swayed by a home win against the cast iron favourites for the drop. I would hope not but many fans have turned quickly over the course of the arsenal game alone. Realistically speaking we have too many 'sheep' I suppose. Bad as it sounds.

Sounds incredibly desperate. Please don't leave it'd be wrong? Well get to fuck you slime.

Die of everything you prize bastard.

We were a fret

Somebody do a hatem as scar letting pardew as mufasa fall into stampeding wiled east with 'long live the king caption' pls. Thank you pls. That would be puah mint that Lyyke.

You've got to hand it to them they've played in the sins if the past perfectly convincing people that stability and wisdom comes from sticking by the manager; whilst the reality being it keeps yes men in place. That's why people defend him so vehemently because they think that nufc is being somehow protected. It's utter bollocks but it's clever.

The football for eternity us sickeningly powerful...funny how when kinnear went mental they lapped it up. Because he wasn't part of that world anymore. No ones ever a wanker.

More frets than Fender despite being dump every game. Twat.

They really can't criticise one another footballers...it's weird.

Nowt wrong with that nufc sign got a perfect close up

Showing up how is plan to employ yes men and sycophants doesn't work in football. It's Ashley's oversight. It won't keep us in the league. Trouble is ultimately it's not him who suffers.