Darth Crooks

Makes Peter lovenkrands look like eusebio

I'm no father but I'm a teacher and just like most jobs if I called The maths department old cunts and head butted the rough lad in 10z because he had cross words with me in double English whilst getting my entire class E grades, I'd be driving a one way trip along Route P45 for sure.

Positively a prize wanker. I'm staggered the amount of support he's getting. Mainly going off that Facebook group but as the leading social media I would think it's quite representative.

Should have head butted the attitude out of him.

Suarez is a documented cheat, racist and bitten someone. Rightly or wrongly, is still played much to the benefit of his club. Besides that, Alan pardew works for legally proven liars, lies regularly to a support he panders to by name dropping dead club legends and shows he hasnt got the foggiest clue how to do his own job; making the same mistakes in a defunct system he refuses to accept doesn't work. Who has the more dangerous attitude?

Busts ups are good too.

That's the thing, though. If we're winning it'll be about as poisonous as a church picnic. I got food poisoning at my last church picnic and could shit through the eye of a needle for days afterward, so let's hope so.

That's him gone isn't it? Like to France. For good.

muslim?

Hopefully that handle is for a detonator wired to Pardews office. Don't contemplate hatem do it lad. Blowem Ben Uppa.

Tackles, grit , passion, determination yadda yadda yadda.

Is this defeat he is wearing a wankers hat?

It's really bad but in the vain hope that long term change comes then yeah. Pardews approach of shitting on the floor and nutting it every Saturday hoping that it'll eventually click is doing us no good.

He's testament to how far you can get for having been a decent player; fraternity cover your failings and you can get a job regardless of past action or merit. Nice suit and a notepad and he's a class act. Bollocks. Utter chancer.

Love the compensation ad underneath. Yes please Alan you geet cunt.

I think a lot of the frenchies aren't as pro pardew/anti Ben arfa as some would paint it.

This is the Fred equivalent of self flagellation. Just stop it.

That's his worst sub to date. Vintage shitness

That comment says jettison marveux cisse and Ben arfa and rely on pardew to sign 4 players. Dat solution.

And Elliot could just as easily say the conversation never happened. That's hearsay. Guv knows exactly how the conversation went as he was involved in it, it's not hearsay unless I've completely got the meaning of the word confused. EDIT: I suppose it's hearsay to me or you like, but not to anyone actually involved in the conversation, to them it's either the truth or it isn't. Whatever that means Pure and simple really

Ashley's a duplicitous cunt mind. Who would 2nd guess him with any consistency?

Sums up the only argument you ever get who else?

TS is a disgrace like...always just comes back to the players. 'Ando' just ignores HBA exists when on about creativity.

10 mins added. 4 and the 6 played at hillsboro

Injection of pace from shoal there...6 ft vertically downward mind but brtter