Darth Crooks

'We was tired from watching their game in midweek. True lies was on afterward so that may have had a call'

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It's insufferable cunt man! Oh it is a plane....cock...piss...pardew?

How's my flying? Call 555-dropdeadPardew

Stick to getting your nads out for shit betting sites you autocue ballsing Curley haired pencil tached tit. Unbelievable.

Alreet Shao Kahn

All your excuses are belong to us

Such a moronic decision to take him off it beggars belief.

'The knife or the piano wire?'

I would hope it was tongue it cheek but the whole thing detracts from the key antagonist.

The split second face before he gets axed

I'm pig sick of this crap and I know people are wary of boycotts/protests. What if each fan at the games printed a shirt with 'No Ambition. No faith' or something along those lines to which match goers; who will inevitably turn up can raise awareness. It caught on with those naff scarves at Man United and its more likely for people to get on the bandwagon. IMO opinion a boycott needs to happen but isn't feasible. They try and chuck people out I'm sure but that'll help raise awareness of a club that quells opposing views. Banning press is one thing but fans is another thing altogether. Something has got to give.

Looking at the fb group. The stance has changed big time.

Floated ball to Willo back with a VENGEANCE!

At least we would be about £7,000 up the jackpot if this were Pointless.

When will people wise up? This all Ashley's fault is it? Poor Pards?

Rather than a song we should just point to him ET style and utter 'El-ee-ut'.

A lot of them have passed it backward for Elliot to ahem ...distribute directly on loads of occasions. Crap

He can blame it on the fact we sold that bit of land at a key time

Our arsehole is being served to us on a platter like a sushi bar conveyor belt.

Needs gosling to stamp his authority and boss the midfield in this.

England's no. 1

That is half, HALF decent looking.

'Which one of you is OFSTED?....You're a cunt'

He's no less stable than the likes of Suarez or Balotelli. Would you be playing them of course you would. His mismanagement stems from far before the villa game. Clash of egos for sure.

In other news a bloke called graham target has informed me that pardew has worked wonders this season. I'm agog.