Darth Crooks

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'Gabby should have a field day tomorrow. Debuchy is a dreadful defender who doesn't get anywhere near the amount of help he needs from Ben Arfa on the right flank.' http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Cartoon-Character-Mutley-Laughing.gif

I won't criticise for today and will give him credit. A short step on the long road to proving he is a not a lying, inept sack of shit. Good luc and well done Alan.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/14/article-2420157-1BD0FBCE000005DC-758_634x423.jpg Appreciate the sentiment and all that but that's shite

Not going to criticise him for today. He got everything right. Though I won't lavish praise either; I'll be a lot more pragmatic about that. He needs to get us consistently playing well. Tiote was alright when he came on; although he wasn't reallly necessary. He and Jonas are decent squad options; even Shola as a laste ten minute bully. If they are in the starting 11 in the too near future though, we'll know exactly where we stand.

Yup. Now just play coy in any interview.

Nice one. A good performance too. Ben Arfa is incredible, Moussa a beast and a much better display defensively from the likes of Debuchy and Santon. Remy's contribution was noteworthy too. Fair play to the slimy twat for the gouffran subs and positivity.

Oh god why?

Gouff and Remy could be quite effective.

Indeed. Actually starting to look like a decent counter attacking outfit. It's no coincidence with the inclusion of a lively forward and a cool headed intelligent DM.

Right which teamtalk are we going to get?

Agreed. That is Shepherd geordie nation bollocks.

Had a dream last night that we beat Everton away today. Good result. If that doesn't happen today then I'm done with football.

Syria/Kevin Webster

Depends entirely on how we're set up; if it's back foot and shola then they'll win for sure.

Scum sucking sycophantic slime. Aside from the fact that he's about as much much good as a turd in a punchbowl in terms of coaching. He's complicit in getting into bed with the most ruthless and non-empathetic people to grace the sport. If this is what 'all managers say' and 'sustainability' then the whole lot can get fucked. That goes for anyone who defends him too.

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Glad the internationals have finished so I can pick up from where I left off reading about this slimy gusset stain.

It's super corrective!

Quite like the new shirt having seen it properly. Would never dream of buying it though.

Dunno like, it didn't last time (Hull etc.) and that was far worse. doesn't help NUFC causes that one of the ringleaders would be a famehungry bellend with no thought or shame process. Well quite but no fucker wants to be associated with that. Costumes and shit.

Sycophantic, gutless slime-bastard.

For all the stick the scousers get at least they get stuff done. I think you'd be surprised how many would get on board given that any protests maintained momentum.

The Man U one didn't work cause of shit like this... http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2010/4/28/1272486059622/Manchester-United-green-a-006.jpg and the fact it was utterly pointless and devoid of meaning. Don't know they're fucking born. Got some twat on facebook with 'Glazerout' in the middle of his name. He's from North Warwickshire ffs.

He can kiss my line over and over, the smarmy prick.