Darth Crooks

I wouldn't underestimate Morcambe. Not wise.

This. Talk of him being a spastic and a wanker is embarrassing. Save that latter label for the twat who starts him every game and in the wrong position.

Preach brother, preach. Praised far too highly and his England craic was pathetic.

Hence why I used 'again'. The business end of the ferret btw. I understand that it may leave a bitter taste in the mouths of those who don't agree with the abuse of Pardew but I think it would be sensible to assume that that finish isn't reflective of the manager he is. One good season, one disasterous, half of one mediocre and mediocrity in the past. It may seem 'fair' to adopt a we'll see policy with regard to this season but he' shown naught but lies, stagnation and dross football time and time again. I won't berate anyone who expresses being fed up of it.

If we finish 4th or 5th again under this nugget I will staple my scrot to a rabid ferret. The guy is humming and hah-ing over whether top ten is achievable.

Totes Hoof Balls

It's grim as fuck, but it's not untrue.... We absolutely know how the movie ends, though. At least if it was a movie it would end. Groundhog day without the resolution.

Pardew knowing whats going on: http://i1077.photobucket.com/albums/w469/erartemis1172007/Photobucket%20Desktop%20-%20ARGY-PC/Gandalf-Europop-Nod_zps1e2d9c49.gif

Respect alike for 5th followed by a limping finish 'over the line' to 16th? Choke on some humility eh Alan?

It's picking up the slack where the footballing fraternity have ignored. The guy's a clown and the easier we can make it for journos to pinch quotes off here the better. Anything to facilitate any of the bastards going. Whilst Ashley's here it's only going to get worse before it gets any better and I won't knock anyone who wants to do stuff like this. Following the name change, double kinnear and blatant disregard for anything the fans care about it beggars belief that people are willing to give others grief about a single thread in order to appear level-headed or remain un-RTG. This bellend is reapiing what he sows and an internet thread lets him off pretty lightly doesn't it?

Quite liked the blue socks

Be a stretch but he'll manage it! About the only thing he can manage. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU4p5CcZvh4

Does this level of bollocks happen at any other club? Barring mental south american clubs and that we have to be one of the worst run clubs going. Bar Cov.

Hes clueless. Has no concept of how to implement what are essentially other people s signings. Obertan and Jonas because they are quick. Tiote for the tackle. Cabaye for the longpass and Hatem can be our magic. Shola Gosling if it doesnt work. Its so base its frightening.

5-10 games and the Joebliivion awaits

Nailed on hat trick. Ending with a 40 yard header. #Trola

They'll suss perpetual motion before this club man.

@BafGomis Sacre-merde. Qu'ai-je fait!

Das ist Pardewang!

Had a tremendous game at left back against Anzhi. Everyone knows the merits and demerits of starting Jonas everytime; particularly at LW. He only ever genuinely looked effective there in the Championship and every occasion against Wolves

Has he been involved in any sexual deviancy? Just want to know if he fits our model.

Grey area the old rape craic. I like how Loic Remy can get paid a kings ransom whilst all this is going on and John Snow can mention it on the 6 o'clock news going out to the nation whilst they are having their teas, but I mention it once during a game of twister at the works Christmas do and have legal action and my p45 waiting by New Year. Once again it's one rule for the rich and famous and another for the rest of us. Criminal.

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If all 3 comes i'm certain Cisse is leaving. It would be optimistic to think otherwise imo given the recent nonsense.

'Monsieur Trophy says you can't have him for eight days? Non, Monsiuer Trophy? Ah d'accord, you can have him...or can you? Hawhehawhehaw..ooh lala...je suis un petit saucisson! bibble'