Darth Crooks

Does this level of bollocks happen at any other club? Barring mental south american clubs and that we have to be one of the worst run clubs going. Bar Cov.

Hes clueless. Has no concept of how to implement what are essentially other people s signings. Obertan and Jonas because they are quick. Tiote for the tackle. Cabaye for the longpass and Hatem can be our magic. Shola Gosling if it doesnt work. Its so base its frightening.

5-10 games and the Joebliivion awaits

Nailed on hat trick. Ending with a 40 yard header. #Trola

They'll suss perpetual motion before this club man.

@BafGomis Sacre-merde. Qu'ai-je fait!

Das ist Pardewang!

Had a tremendous game at left back against Anzhi. Everyone knows the merits and demerits of starting Jonas everytime; particularly at LW. He only ever genuinely looked effective there in the Championship and every occasion against Wolves

Has he been involved in any sexual deviancy? Just want to know if he fits our model.

Grey area the old rape craic. I like how Loic Remy can get paid a kings ransom whilst all this is going on and John Snow can mention it on the 6 o'clock news going out to the nation whilst they are having their teas, but I mention it once during a game of twister at the works Christmas do and have legal action and my p45 waiting by New Year. Once again it's one rule for the rich and famous and another for the rest of us. Criminal.

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If all 3 comes i'm certain Cisse is leaving. It would be optimistic to think otherwise imo given the recent nonsense.

'Monsieur Trophy says you can't have him for eight days? Non, Monsiuer Trophy? Ah d'accord, you can have him...or can you? Hawhehawhehaw..ooh lala...je suis un petit saucisson! bibble'

Gah. The 'handicap' of European football and the crippling 'expectations'. They really are all very brave to face that aren't they. Pack of vermin.

Most footballers are thick and arrogant/ some women are goldiggers makes this ok? He seems a great player like but leaves a bitter taste in the mouth when you see this sort of thing at your club. Ability aside whos to say his morals are any different the likes of Nile Ranges? Granted we know that lad is a mouth breather but we know nothing of this lad. Innocent until proven guilty, fine, though it leaves me uneasy. 25 goals a season and his penance will be done however .

Hmm if you say so...

Great. A rapist.

Look like them specs with pictures of eyes on the front you get. Pulls it off though the handsome gallic bugger.

Nowt wrong with wearing a football shirt to play football in man or round the house they're bloody comfy. Don't tend to wear mine out but ultimately who gives a fuck?

Handsome bugger.

It's not over until the transfer gimp sings...

The true meaning of over the line revealed

No chance of him going to Liverpool after that list they produced. So we can rule that rival out at least.

FAN: 'Lend us a fag will you? I forgot mine whilst listening to the HT scores on my tranny radio; a queer turn of events that could've handicapped my enjoyment of today's match. Oh well, best nip that in the bud. Are we in the coloured shirts today? Midget gem anyone?' STEWARD: Well fuck my O-zone...*rolls sleeves up* When these perps gonna learn they in my yard now....

Why play gosling? His goose is cooked.