Darth Crooks

Howay Joe have another pie for breakfast, maybe a donut or twelve for lunch. Keep that ticker in tip-top condition for the new role.

No other reason than cruelty makes any real sense.

So at somepoint as St James is imploding a tearful Joe Kinnear will kill Mike Ashley and tell ben arfa he was wrong all along, he is a good player We live and hope...A new hope if you will.

Now he's DOF I heard in passing we have aggressive interest for Joe Hart...but realised it was just wishful thinking for another coronary.

Jailbait a Llama

Just listened to that interview. Did he just say 'I have a bright head' ? The mouth-breathing fucknut is even thicker than I remembered. More jobs for the boys idiocy about the place. Just the ticket.

Pardew is merely Darth Maul, JFK a shit Darth Vader with Darth 'Mike' Sideous pulling the crap stained strings in this steaming pile of sith. He's the phantom menace and just as bad to watch.

Starting to get that way, if not ever fully.

What a maelstrom of sheer shit that back page makes

I've had news of terminal illness better than this. I cannot get my breath.

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Big als canny hard like

Wouldn't mess with Duncan Ferguson to be honest

Totally agree Every single one of them signed up and were happy to join this hackjob-wheeler-dealer setup. What's changed? Repeated quotes about being happy of being out of European competition from the very people who are to be motivating you, realisation that your employers are insincere, poor coaching and unfulfilling approaches to games, fan criticism, homesickness. Who knows? Could be any number of eye opening things you can only get from being within the setup. Without going on about him too much, it saw KK off and he was enthusiastic enough to start with and he is one of the few who are candid enough about that. There is clear disillusionment and lack of satisfaction within the team and setup which for all their rewards I can't blame some of the players for resenting. What I do resent, if it is the case is mercenary behaviour and insincerity from players and if he proves to be another of that ilk then it would be a real shame.

I don't blame players for being fed up with the hackjob-wheeler-dealer setup and lack of results and ambition but I'd much rather they just be up front. A quality lacking from top to bottom though I'm afraid. Hate football atm now like.

Why would Wonga agree to that? I don't imagine Wonga could do anything about it in any event. They need positive PR, rocking the boat isn't going to be top of their list. These contracts will have stuff in them requiring all players to wear shirts with the sponsor et etc. No doubt about it, it'll form part of the contract, but if Papiss (or anybody else) absolutely refuses to wear the shirt, then IMO, he'll be on the pitch in a sponsorless shirt. They can just decide to wear whatever they like then? Unless the club and Wonga are willing to budge, he'll either wear the shirt or be shown the door realistically. This. Sponsorship is serious money for serious reasons.

Durka durka Richard Branson durka durk Wonga bakula

I heard that Salman Rushdie had his foot in the door whilst the sword of Damocles was over Pardew's head; but then Papiss when squirrel shit nuts and starting declaring fatwa's like there was no tomorrow and that was that.

Where is all this Bent stuff coming from? Red top rag shite?

I wish he'd keep quiet. Muzzle 'im.

Allah Akh-APR.

Clearly not him the guy looks like Action Hank too much.

Pfff. Not surprised at all if anything said is true. I'd have had a transfer request in after 'Thank god we're not in the Europa League'.

Looks like a black davros