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If I were the useless bamp I'd abandon ship whilst its only 4/5 bulkheads full and keep safe on that big door of 5th place..until years later submarines find pictures of Pardew drawn like one of those french girls with his tits out and the heart of the ocean round his neck. Never quite got the hang of extended metaphor. In short; I'd go now.

How's it a bit much? All this shite about cockneys sounds cringey like...just exacerbates that divide rather than help people from all over hear what we say. And at the same time it's true. I'm a Geordie working in London and have no problem with anyone from any part of the world but that farfetched everyday scenario works. Applying it to this situation is more difficult but it does increasingly look like the "It'll always be St James Park to me, particularly if results are OK" lark has given this prick too much time and too much licence to take the piss. And I include myself in that too, I still go to games - mainly aways but a few homes too - because I feel the need. The anecdote works; you just don't need to reference the fact that we're geordies or they're not at all; just call them for what all people should view them as, Twats. Twats is all that needs to be said and can be evidenced by the trail of sheer callousness and incompetence theyve displayed.

Yup. Completely detracts from any rational point and further disseminates the ideas of the fabled 'goldfish bowl' and 'geordie nation'. They'd be better off just reciting the actions of each individual associated with the current setup (barring Carr). The idiocy speaks for itself and would get level-headed paying fans onside of any boycott/demonstration.

How's it a bit much? All this shite about cockneys sounds cringey like...just exacerbates that divide rather than help people from all over hear what we say.

After the naming rights/Keegan/Kinnearmk1and2 debacles I don't know how anyone can think he holds us with anything other than contempt; even if those decsions are made on the grounds of supposed 'sound business practice'.

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Heyah man, it's class he looks like a baddie from Fallout.

I'm starting to think this more and more and I'd also add some loathing for MA; the don of disgrace, the kaiser of callousness, the mogul of mediocrity. The moment he is gone is the moment I truly gain hope for this club again.

A level headed, informed call on TalkSport for once.

One more celebratory eclair Joe go on....

Howay Joe have another pie for breakfast, maybe a donut or twelve for lunch. Keep that ticker in tip-top condition for the new role.

No other reason than cruelty makes any real sense.

So at somepoint as St James is imploding a tearful Joe Kinnear will kill Mike Ashley and tell ben arfa he was wrong all along, he is a good player We live and hope...A new hope if you will.

Now he's DOF I heard in passing we have aggressive interest for Joe Hart...but realised it was just wishful thinking for another coronary.

Jailbait a Llama

Just listened to that interview. Did he just say 'I have a bright head' ? The mouth-breathing fucknut is even thicker than I remembered. More jobs for the boys idiocy about the place. Just the ticket.

Pardew is merely Darth Maul, JFK a shit Darth Vader with Darth 'Mike' Sideous pulling the crap stained strings in this steaming pile of sith. He's the phantom menace and just as bad to watch.

Starting to get that way, if not ever fully.

What a maelstrom of sheer shit that back page makes

I've had news of terminal illness better than this. I cannot get my breath.

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