Darth Crooks

Wait, what did I do? Your ignorance really knows no bounds does it? What? Keep going. Says it all. Pathetic.

Wait, what did I do? Your ignorance really knows no bounds does it?

Fair enough then captain shitty-pants

But the club IS Ashley. That's the whole problem. It's his own personal toy essentially and he can do whatever he so pleases with it. It isn't 'ours' at all. Bollocks. He might own the buildings, the player registrations, the pie stands and the borehole but the club is ours. You're right but the sentiment counts for Jack shit; he calls the shots that have the impact. The only real thing we could do that would have an impact is to do things that will fly in the face of his beloved cash flow.

This name stuff has to be deliberate and some sort of agenda driven, sick joke. I know hes fucking nuts but no way you could get those names wrong like that after knowing how it disenfranchised players before. Maybe this is me trying to make sense of all this; but is Ashley engineering some sort of scorched earth policy with a firesale of the more lucrative talent and a completely blank slate being cleared for Uncal Joe? At best it could be a firesale with a view to leaving.

He's definitely off imo...threes a crowd and all that

'Douglas? No thanks. I take that 100,000 reebok classics of your hands though'

oh I wouldn't be so sure........ http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11698/8783529/Transfer-news-Carlton-Cole-considering-offer-from-top-flight-club probably JFK on the phone to him Kill me now.. at the first comment "Newcastle are the un-named club" It's absolutely us. Not enough groan gifs in the world. How fucking predictably depressing.

I don't know what to post in which thread but I think the Ashley/Pardew relationship can accurately be summed up using this gif... http://images3.makefive.com/images/news-business/design/top-5-coolest-animated-gifs/the-shiny-candy-like-button---ren-and-stimpy-7.gif

We have to make him go...somehow. This is the straw that should break the camels back.

Dat throw in.

How's it a bit much? All this shite about cockneys sounds cringey like...just exacerbates that divide rather than help people from all over hear what we say. And at the same time it's true. I'm a Geordie working in London and have no problem with anyone from any part of the world but that farfetched everyday scenario works. Applying it to this situation is more difficult but it does increasingly look like the "It'll always be St James Park to me, particularly if results are OK" lark has given this prick too much time and too much licence to take the piss. And I include myself in that too, I still go to games - mainly aways but a few homes too - because I feel the need. The anecdote works; you just don't need to reference the fact that we're geordies or they're not at all; just call them for what all people should view them as, Twats. Twats is all that needs to be said and can be evidenced by the trail of sheer callousness and incompetence theyve displayed. Yeah, that's true too. The fact that he's parked up with a load of Southerners that appear to detest the people of the region is a dynamic here though, don't deny it. A big factor in the reason I was spitting blood last night was how clear it is that this oaf holds clear contempt for the people of Newcastle and wants to paint them as idiots. Definitely but it's because he's a complete twat above all other labels. With his bosses bigger ones. I just fear our valid point (as per the anecdote) gets lost in flag waving and empty rhetoric. I'm a 2nd generation mud blood geordie and with yourself living in London you may agree, perhaps not, that it lessens the impact of the issue for the media and joe public elsewhere. We don't necessarily need them onside but the sensationalism of the Kinnear stuff has certainly raised their profile as useless twats. Which has been great.

If I were the useless bamp I'd abandon ship whilst its only 4/5 bulkheads full and keep safe on that big door of 5th place..until years later submarines find pictures of Pardew drawn like one of those french girls with his tits out and the heart of the ocean round his neck. Never quite got the hang of extended metaphor. In short; I'd go now.

How's it a bit much? All this shite about cockneys sounds cringey like...just exacerbates that divide rather than help people from all over hear what we say. And at the same time it's true. I'm a Geordie working in London and have no problem with anyone from any part of the world but that farfetched everyday scenario works. Applying it to this situation is more difficult but it does increasingly look like the "It'll always be St James Park to me, particularly if results are OK" lark has given this prick too much time and too much licence to take the piss. And I include myself in that too, I still go to games - mainly aways but a few homes too - because I feel the need. The anecdote works; you just don't need to reference the fact that we're geordies or they're not at all; just call them for what all people should view them as, Twats. Twats is all that needs to be said and can be evidenced by the trail of sheer callousness and incompetence theyve displayed.

Yup. Completely detracts from any rational point and further disseminates the ideas of the fabled 'goldfish bowl' and 'geordie nation'. They'd be better off just reciting the actions of each individual associated with the current setup (barring Carr). The idiocy speaks for itself and would get level-headed paying fans onside of any boycott/demonstration.

How's it a bit much? All this shite about cockneys sounds cringey like...just exacerbates that divide rather than help people from all over hear what we say.

After the naming rights/Keegan/Kinnearmk1and2 debacles I don't know how anyone can think he holds us with anything other than contempt; even if those decsions are made on the grounds of supposed 'sound business practice'.

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Aslan Ben Elton

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Heyah man, it's class he looks like a baddie from Fallout.

I'm starting to think this more and more and I'd also add some loathing for MA; the don of disgrace, the kaiser of callousness, the mogul of mediocrity. The moment he is gone is the moment I truly gain hope for this club again.

A level headed, informed call on TalkSport for once.

One more celebratory eclair Joe go on....