Darth Crooks

He's bigger than Gandhi.

He now has the agility, reactions and reach on a par with the Venus De Milo; but I wish him all the best and hopes he does very well at 'Ull.

He should want to drop both Tiote and Jonas based on the performances from both of them last season. I would argue that last season he was unable to use any of the four players mentioned effectively; Jonas as a DM/regular, Sissoko, Cabaye overly deep and Tiote in an utterly bizarre way. You can put these players into varied catergories of abilty but Pardew hasn't been able to get the best out of any of them imo. Telling for me.

So sick of being stuck with this monumental twat. Superceded of course by the even bigger munchausen muddle up twat above him. Yipeekyfucking-A.

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The number of miles Krul needs to launch it from a goal kick.

Can tell Joe's up to fuck all when the likes of this thread pops up.

Aside from the sentiment of that interview (which contains more of his meaningless claptrap) I decided he was a useless cleft some time ago. He has the first 5-10 games to prove me and those who matter spectacularly wrong imo.

Goodnight sweet prince.

Gutierrez finally does some work Fuck the spider! What about that weird blue eyed alien shadow thing following him! Stalked by death? Whitewalker?

I hear all this whipping up a fuss from all these sauces and I scream. It seemed our interest in Kone was flaky at best from the start. May well be another case of missing out on a decent player because we quibble over hundreds and thousands.

Yes. Yes please.

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This is a shame. Very accomplished, tidy squad player and not least because of the fact I'd spent good money on a T-shirt with 'Perch and Destroy' written on it.

I think my avatar and sig combined suggest I'm not pro-Ashley tbh. I don't wish annyone dead btw...just tongue in cheek.

Indeyd marra, indeyd.

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Gah. Another mc cririck type operating as a ringp....I mean mouthpiece for the fans. Not about you pal...

Hey Joe. Where you go with that bun in your hand?

Poyet seems to be articulate, have a modicum of intelligence and seems hungry to play positive football at as a high a level as he can achieve. Pardew has displayed little if none of that. Not the choice I would have thought of but if true I feel he would be a positive change. It would certainly help to dispel this anti-foreign rhetoric that Pardew has used to scapegoat his failings. They can all fuck off for all I care but until then I would not sniff at the suggestion of a genuinely promising young manager like Poyet.

West Ham want £8 million plus for him! Dat passport

Das ist Numberwang!

If there was a complete boycott of St James Park, literally an empty stadium, he'd have to go to be quite honest. Probably aye. How likely is that do you think? Not very likely at all, but it's a point none-the-less. Even if the attendance figures dropped significantly like 20-30k less he'd probably seriously rethink his position. I just hate this 'it's not going to work so I'm not even going to try' attitude. A visible protest by the fans is the only thing that can make a difference other than the whim of Ashley right now and a half empty St James Park on a saturday would make a huge statement. Yup. I don't like the idea that any form of organised protest including abstinence is deemed futile and not worth the hassle.

Gouffran is underrated imo and you can definitely debate the positive case for lots of the others too.

The Slaughtered Llambezy