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Darth Crooks

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  1. Walk, Walk fascist baby, Work it, Paulo style, crazy Talk, Talk fascist, baby Salute like a nazi, baby.
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    Alan Pardew

    "I would prefer to score tomorrow, if I'm honest, but we're going to need to defend very well against this team." http://i47.tinypic.com/ea0005.png
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    Alan Pardew

    "Their attacking options are very good and that's probably their strength. They have a lot of flair in the side, the two full-backs are very progressive, and it's going to be difficult to contain them if we come here just to defend." http://yourwinestyle.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/the-penny-drops1.jpg
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    Alan Pardew

    The blokes a prize cleft like. I've had my fill.
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    sunderland

    http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/resources/images/2394055.jpg?type=articleLandscape 'I'm not a fascist, I'm a coach. Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas...coaches... More drink!'
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    sunderland

    Didn't mess about with this did they? *giggs disclaimer* http://balls.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dicanionotaracist1.gif
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    Alan Pardew

    And theres the rub. Would have seriously considered adkins but would he have bought in? We get chancers like kinnear ans pardew easily enough.
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    sunderland

    'Mag kernts smell of poo. FTM' - Eugene TerraBlanche 1991
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    sunderland

    "I'd rather be a fascist scumbag than a Geordie" - Enoch Powell 1968
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    Alan Pardew

    I'm struggling to get past the comments about 'running faster'
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    sunderland

    From Wkipedia 'In late April 1945, with total defeat looming, Mussolini attempted to escape north...' Hmmm....
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    Lookalikes

    Thin TOWIE twat http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/mike-williamson-360.png Fat 'Magic' Mike Williamson
  13. Indeed. It was either that or the bomb.
  14. Just to gauge opinion; anyone think Joey was a complete prick like me when he was here? Just trying to weigh up supporter bias.
  15. Lucked out wth that goal in the last game late on. big time. Wish could be confident going into this but I can't.
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    Alan Pardew

    Jobs for the boys no mark. Such a poor coach. Every fucking game man...
  17. I will pay him to drive tiote around with the doors locked for as long he is still possessed by the ghost of Alan Smith.
  18. NRAM have no money to spare, they're too busy paying back the UK taxpayer. Plus they're the "bad bank"... You can tell by the logo that they're bad, that's an evil organisation's logo and no mistake. It's the noise they make when they run off wth all your money
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    Papiss Cissé

    I wonder how many times jihad it off with her? Eid have a few stories i bet the jammy shi'ite.
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    Papiss Cissé

    'I'd definitely ram-her-dan.'
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    Alan Pardew

    They are coaching to keep shape and contain wth little movement and rask taking. The other night Jonas was stood regularly between our two centre halves waiting for their players to run at them. Adam Cambell came on and instead of being on the shoulder of their last man was sat deep wathcing the runs of ther right back. Against ten fucking men. People say what a good team they were and what a great result and they would be right. But blimey did we make hard work of it. That was the one cross that was of any use and the man who can do it stuck it away. Given the opportunity. We are so dour and inhibited that when the fates stac against us like this with piss poor decisions; it only ever goes one way. I was a massive factor no doubt but we don't do ourselves any favours. However we line up most of the game we play 451. I see gouffran and marv regularly in our half helping out instead of offering an outlet near or godforbid over the half way line. One CLASSIC giveaway of his tactics is you never see him doing the PUSH UP signal that most PL managers spend half the game doing. Even in posession we very rarely go to more than a 7/3 -6/4 split and that inc an overlapping fullback. Has any of our midfleders scored a goal from inside the box this season? I can only think of a couple. He talks in interviews about having switched to all these formations and it doesn't match with what has happened. Its all speculation but I've seen little this season to say with any degree of certainty whether we would have got 3 points; refereeing decisions aside. We just don't attempt to attack with conviction.
  22. http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq235/Kris_McGee/Tumblr/Harry%20Potter/HarryPotter-HarryCrying.gif http://www.bumageddon.com/images/bumageddonHasBegun.gif
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