Darth Crooks

Always found him to look a bit Al Bundy tbh

He is a prize dickhead like but is it that great a leap from Robbie earnshaws machine gun celebration or the cowboy pistols that some folk do. There are worse thing to berate him about. At least he scored.

You just wish we had someone who has innate insight in place rather than someone who goes through the motions and justifies choices with arbitrary stats and feeble deflections like the Europa League. Also the trouble is if he went it would just initiate another cycle of inappropriate, desperate journeyman appointments the likes of that followed Bobby's sacking.

Pig sick of persistant shit now. Poor, poor coaching.

Well, I tend to agree with Billy in general...however I don't quite share the visceral sentiment. As a 2nd generation toon fan from the West Mids (I know billy is from around there too; there are a lot of us) who has seen both a potential league title, champions league and a relegation. I know loads of mates who support liverpool and know for sure that its because they are the best team(s). It may be harsh to to tar you with the same brush as you are a faceless web identity; but I find it hard to value opinions of people like that who have no connection to the places/clubs they follow. I find it bizarre more than anything and it does wind people who follow their local club in the same way you are being branded a glory hunter. It probably is a stupid logic and you seem a canny lad so theres no need for aggro really; but I understand it. Anyway thread well and truly hijacked. Blame your grandad

Never Seen a gall like it.

With the last verse, rhyme 'He scored past Barca and even in Brugge' with 'He has big muscles and his penis is huge' and you're onto a winner.

'Anyone who's actually worked with him knows that he's a *insert positive hyperbole here*' No. I can from my screen that he's a cheating, petulant radgepacket who everyone in the media bots to high heaven. I'm looking at you mssrs. Gerrard and Suarez.

Football is a fairly simple game like. The technicalities come from finding the right combinations of your own squad and playing to strengths. Not shoehorning players into an overcomplicated deconstruction of the opposing team. All these dossiers etc on the other team is time better spent doing something else imo.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bX5wlGlDIQs/T4YSYW3jDuI/AAAAAAAAA7Y/Qm4UydKRYaQ/s200/mick-mccarthy.gif 'Sister you say?'

The na-na-na Cabaye song is far better than the one that doesn't fit...and is more original.

Shite.

It's not even about being more attacking or otherwise though. It's how we go about both of those things. At the minute it is hoofball, sat too deep nand static that invites pressure and inhibits our abilty to create chances; leaving Ba, Cisse, Ben Arfa et al to scavenge their own chances out of nowt. Completely negative and the exact reason that Alladyce was hounded out. I don't think we should be quick to act in that way again, however worrying, but fuck me is it ever getting boring of talking about the same problems whilst some Walter Mitty idea of tactics and passing football is constantly peddled.

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The People's Bellend

It's like sniffing your fingers after itching your arsecrack; horrible when you consider the reality of what you are experiencing but you still can't help yourself.

Gahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Slayed me this

He did alreet ffs.

They had some pace on the break mind. That makes mw question whether we should have pissed it.

Fuck yes, I knew that Amebi Nigeria shirt off Thailand was worth the hassle!

Aye. Sampson and Delilah Biblical-ass shit there yo.

Anita have a wank after that. Vurnon on the ridiculous.

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Stray passing and ball retention is worrying; this gets confounded further when we're relying on those less confident on the ball. With Williamson no doubt in next game this furthers this problem. Colo is a massive component of our distribution and retention. If the others don't buck thei ideas up I can't see us getting much out of the next few.

Poo.