Darth Crooks

If you have ever been to nuneaton you would know why

7:01 - It begins

7/10? Lazy arsehole

Got the back seats ahead of Messi...the fucking boss.

Actually I think you'll find it's 'Scope'

and those giant apples they had at the Pazzas

they are so obsessed they assume without thinking its about them. It wasn't always though you have to admit its become more prolific since the derby win hasn't it? Colo is a grade A legend like.

Demba Ba-n

Welcome to the new NUFC circa 2004-2009

Well sounded and looked like a shitter from what little I've seen and heard. Unmarked for a soft goal and an incredible equaliser from the on true bit of magic we are blessed with in the team. Incredible talent.

Nailed my gauntlet on the fence and lumped for 7th

Frankly Perch is vastly superior both offensively and defensively. IMO when I have seen him play this season and last; he has more or less slotted into the positions he has been told to adopt with confidence and ability. Simpson has neither of these things with a ball at his feet. Perch is a decent premier league player. Simpson is very mediocre. He would tear up trees at full back; but has more of the pace, guile and intelligence needed to wo there effectively.

Try blamng that on the alsatian. Doesn't work I can vouch for that.

Signed a new contract three weeks ago. Anyway, players don't take notice of ambition etc apparently. Good job too. Signing contracts also counts for little with certain players. Can't think it bodes well of they finish outside where their lot expect/desire

How long do you reckon Suarez has left with them? If players of his ilk go by ambition; it doesn't bode brilliantly

Not so much set the window alight as thrown themselves out of it.

What about using some of the cash from this stadium name sponsorship...oh wait.

Simpson? Linkplay?

I've got no problem with his crosses really. They lack some finesse but balls we're being put in dangerous areas. I think if we had more legs in midfield then you would have found Ba getting onto some of those.

These are shit. Sorry Brummie. Should be a win. Not sure about a clean sheet.

Saved us some nail biting over that transfer. Onto the other crisis positions.

He beat his man numerous times, won a load of corners, nearly scored himself, whipped at least 4 or 5 balls into the six yard box. FFS man, some people. Aye. He caused no end of problems.

Latest highlights from tonight's game just in....

Thats it lad. Much better.