Darth Crooks

http://top-cat-characters.clipartonline.net/_/rsrc/1339433510189/top-cat-characters-page-3/TopCat-Officer-Dibble-01.png?height=320&width=279 'Mmm...Dibble's eh?'

The Sir Rich Hall Stand pls

He's a filthy greasy-dicked hoss heeded cheat and his 'witty' celebration should be condemned. Moyes bottled out on his comments imo.

Once again makes a mockery of the 'respect' campaign, flauts the genuine goals of the 'kick it out' initiative and as BlueStar has suggested is probably a player deliberately misconstruing something said along those lines or plain lying. It may be tedious but a lot this weekend should be used to highlight what is wrong with football; the levity with which diving is treated (Suarez), examples of it over the weekend (one you could argue harshly but at least a call is being made) and the media circus by pundits and papers alike. You just watch the PFA/Old pros lay into Clattenburg after being so soft on John Terry. I'll be fucking amazed if what he is alleged to have said is even remotely true/plausible.

None of it, not one bit of all that time-consuming and ill conceived bollocks was necessary let alone resembling something that is passable as a scathing satire. I hope they get shot with shit.

Makes you feel better about your own lifestyle choices at best.

He'll never get piles in that coffin. God made that man the perfect arsehole.

I agree but you could certainly argue that 2-3 of those are squad players who are not the best in that position.

Shola, Jonas, Perch, Williamson, Simpson?

Not expressing a particularly strongly held personal opinion but I sometimes consider the perception that Pardew gives off of someone who is extremely professional and studies tactics and opposition on a regular basis. Which is great. At the same time I do think that this whole looking sharp and professional, making the right soundbites and showing that you do things like having dossiers on each side (which I have been led to believe) detracts from whether he has the nous or astute ability to do the basic things well. Things seem a bit garbled and over-analysed. I dunno. The rhetoric Pardew provides and the reality don't really correlate.

Aaannnd... Roll Collymore VT

Helped that Stoke were an open grave of a team that day n all like

All that paella they eat.

fat humming bastard

Stoke at home was the only real game I've seen where we've played with the verve that we have seldom found as a constant

Who fucking knows. No doubt we'll play for the draw and get thumped. 'Let our hair down'

itty bitty. putting it mildly.

Definite frailties present. How shaky we are when countered is worrying and stray, rushed passing has to stop. Can't play like that every week and expect owt.

Beren Brown

Stream dies at 90th lucky goal

We all know Shola is only truly effective as a substitute tail-end bully

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Thought their keeper was canny good like

Things kicked off in the dugouts again I see...

O'Neill is a complete charlatan. Did well at Leicester and fuck all else imo. Doing well at Celtic its tantamount to fuck all.