Darth Crooks

I’ll report him for trying to shoplift a chicken leg on his face

Out of the frying pan and into the frying pan.

He’s also going to save a packet on a biographer after his swansong years

Perhaps in a concerted non Twitter lone wolf mental way perhaps is meant.

Handy for craigslist

I wouldn’t be surprised - its doing their shill work for them.

I believe a notable Dr., eminent in his field, once sagely said: ‘Bitches ain’t nothing but hoes and tricks’

We’ll go down one season or another and all the contrived positivity won’t count for shit.

It’s those damned plates.

You need to stop this HTT you madman

Dave Shitminge

Bloke was called poo gash - he was on borrowed time

True, I was in quite the fluffery buffery

I think he means spivs

I got the lifetime stuff in the hope that organisation would mean strength and I told myself the fan stake model is worth a bit of initial flannel. I get no sense of endgame in correspondence. I know good people who are part of it and as anti ashley they come but none of that gives us much enthusiasm I must admit.

Ultimately this methodology needs to be shown up for the failure it is. We’re relegated again before long as it is.

The boycott this season worked. Not in an I’m Spartacus way against Arsenal but by titration afterward. Justified and showed solidarity with everyone who has left an empty seat this season and the sentiment forced the fat cunts hand. It’s just a pity that so many are so short termist. If you get excited still by goals at SJP then I envy you and pity matters in equal measure. Ashley is immovable because he’s never been shown what could really be at stake. You get the noble but relatively feeble boycott and he still shits it. And people still don’t stop and think. Maybe I’m too wed to my gut principle of doing the little I can to not dance to the tune of billionaire bullies who think the sun shines out of they’re own arse and I’ll be damned if I pay them for the pleasure and if doing podcasts and going to the match with your pals still floats it fair play I guess but you’re a lunatic after all that to attend, piss and moan - record it all and hope to be taken seriously.

New low

Yeah I don’t know what they think gives them the authority.

Like the four Yorkshiremen sketch in here ye daft auld kyents

? ‘Just has a shit gaffer, it was like firing through shredded wheat’ ‘What did you just say Kieran? Get that bib off you’re in midfield on Saturday.’

There’s rained on, stoved in card board boxes of microwave lasagne that photograph better than Bruce. Rafa looks like David Gandy there by comparison.

Especially at the club - where talk of boycott and the dichotomy of club and team mean they’ll never forsake their platform no matter what

Ashley has been got at most ways within the bounds of the law tbh. All avenues of pressure need exploring - Charnley, sponsors, Bruce should all be fair game where appropriate. The methods/facilitators have to be attacked as much as the man himself. Charnley/Barnes shouldn’t set foot in the city without grief.