Darth Crooks

We can only finish as low as 6th. 6th is Europe. http://api.ning.com/files/cy4GryEsnVpjzjVQBZ9vTQPEiDuELneQZDkPvPz41s6QX3jox0EiTmHTz8j0o67

Love that purple bear's face on the left in that ref pic

Just as I predicted another dour score draw

Fuck that, we'll get luiz in for CB cover too (behind perch obvs) and have some LMAFO 'wiggle' celebrations with Jonas pulling a cardboard box robot head out of his kecks. Thats just the natural progession.

It’s just natural, you have the comedian, the sulky one, the moody one, the funny one, the one who farts a lot, the one who plays the practical jokes, the one who sleeps around or whatever, all that. Take one out and someone replaces him, automatically. It’s just the way of the group. Howay, name names pards

I know spurs think Ekotu has been iffy but he's looked really good when I've seen him. Think he'd provide some balance. I like the cut of his jib.

Well bugger my giddy aunt...this livened up

They'll steal colo and leave his little colomobile propped up on bricks

He walked out on the Villa because he was told the same thing. It's the same brush people tar keegan with but he's no different and gets massive plaudits; namely because he could win the SPL numerous times at a canter. Bully for him.

Can't see Liverpool being THAT much better imo; hell of a lot of damage has been done there. I wouldn't count on Suarez sticking around and do these owners want to plow money in like the arabs/ruskies do? It'll take a lot of time for them to adapt tbh. Chelsea and Arsenal will strengthen though.

Can I refer you to specialist holding impressario and recent goal scoring leviathan messr. Alan Smith?

What? the one before that was in french for fucks sake

He's off then. He doesn't think in those terms...Most of the money should be spent of ordering thousands of humble pies for half time.

All we need is Hatem Ben Arfa Throw Papiss in too Then demba Ba Ba

I knew that ffs...I like the way you pick me up on Robbie Williams but not Slash

Tony Pulis, Peter Crouch, Stanley Matthews, the British pottery industry, Slash, Robbie fucking Williams, the river Trent...your boys just took one hell of a beating.

His cellmates fatboy and slim will be fucking in Evan

I won't Ched a tear

How tiote is pronounced on FIFA

What's he cut his hair with. A knife and fork?

Sol Campb....oh FUUUUUUUU...

I regret nothing. I missed an op to change the background to 'liam-o' mind.

http://i42.tinypic.com/al3fwg.jpg Never lay down that gauntlet again...

Any self respecting, witty fans like us would have nicknamed him Sundercatts and given him the appropriate song...however as a stinking mag I will remain at their level and dub him affectionately 'dirty rotten cunt.'